I don't know what specific element about this game is causing this, but I'm not having fun with and I'm really questioning why I bought this.
The AI is absolutely abysmal with worse rubber banding in than bloody Mario Kart.
When the AI suddenly decides it'll turn into God mode from being pathetic losers who couldn't sink a 2 pointer if they were 10ft tall...but then your AI partner won't scale in a similar fashion, because, you know, that'd make it fair.
Many of the remix modes are broken, as far as I'm concerned. I've just been playing a gold 21 for an hour. Starting, restarting, starting, restarting. Endless loop of overwhelming frustration. I'll tackle, it'll go into the other AI's hands. I'll get shoved and lose the ball. I can shove them twice and they'll cling onto it like a mother and her newborn baby.
I go online and if matchmaking wants to work, other people will quit out.
I primarily bought the game because with 4 people and 4 360 controllers in this student house, I thought it'd be perfect. When there is someone in the same room playing, it is more fun, but the rest of the time I really just keep thinking to myself 'what the fuck is going on??'
I've played the old, original, NBA Jam. Where you could get a hilarious amount of points and you didn't care that the AI was a crap shot because it was there for your entertainment and not theirs. That spark, that something that made the old one fun just isn't present and in return I feel like I've got a package that at the end of the day simply isn't fun. At times this is more difficult than Super Meat Boy, but at least that was fair. At least I could get better at that and complete it and know that I beat the respective benchmark. The only thing I'm beating here is my head against the wall wanting to know what precisely I could possibly do better in a remix 21 gold so that I actually score more than 2 damn points every 5 minutes.
Urch. Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking this way? I'm really glad I picked this up at a slightly marked down price, but for the £25 I spent on it, I wish I'd have just bought Hot Pursuit instead.
NBA Jam
Game » consists of 7 releases. Released Oct 05, 2010
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