I have but one thing to add to this already stellar thread:
  

Wow that's crazy, but it's a shame about the lack of views. Maybe ask Jeff to post a news story about it? That would create a ton of hits.

Hehe, great.. just great. :)

Christ in heaven. 

" This makes me feel a lot better about how I've spent the passed 8 months. "

*slow clap*

you are a beast my friend, I'd pick you first for dodge ball any day.

I'm no wizard, but I know some wizards that think this is fucked up. 
 
That Giant Bomb meme died a while ago, right?

You sir, are the lord of dance.

I don't know what's more disgusting, the fact that you beat Ninja Gaiden on a dance pad (You fucking psychopath) or the fact that I really like this Sonic The Hedgehog theme song :S

" That's crazy. You're crazy. "

You need help.  
 
I posted this to my twitter. This needs to be formally documented somewhere. 

  @Grissefar said:

" Wow that's crazy, but it's a shame about the lack of views. Maybe ask Jeff to post a news story about it? That would create a ton of hits. "

@Sweep

" I don't know what's more disgusting, the fact that you beat Ninja Gaiden on a dance pad (You fucking psychopath) or the fact that I really like this Sonic The Hedgehog theme song :S "

You are a crazy person.
 
And that's totally awesome.

Please take this dedication and fix our planet. You are our last hope.

You are now a ninja!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: You're freakin' nuts!

fake and gay.

He did better than I could have possibly ever done with a controller. Fucking what. Just. Wow.

well god damn. great work.

amazing skills to do that... so when's the "metroid on a dance pad" coming?

I never beat that game with a regular controller, wtf.

Heck, I can't beat Dancing games with a dance pad. 
That's insane.

I really hope you took care of every game before this because I can't really imagine anything topping this.  Unless you started trouncing real people on fighting games with it .  Or maybe play through Starcraft!  :D

" That's crazy. You're crazy. "

my hats off to you my good man.  you sir are a king among us peasants

" This makes me feel a lot better about how I've spent the passed 8 months. "

" Please take this dedication and fix our planet. You are our last hope. "

@waitwhat

" fake and gay. "

" amazing skills to do that... so when's the "metroid on a dance pad" coming? "

" @MattyFTM said:

" That's crazy. You're crazy. "

This. Dude. You. Are. Fucking. Nuts. "

crazy motherfucker...  holy shit youve got some skill!