In about 2 or 3 years we're going to start seeing GameSpot trying to absorb Giant Bomb fully into it. What use does CBS have for two massive gaming sites? It'll start gradually. Gamespot and Giant Bomb will collaborate on video reviews together. Giant Bomb will be asked to stop swearing. Games will only have one review across both sites, with Gamespot's opinion making up the body of the article and Giant Bomb's irreverent and zany opinion in an orange box at the bottom of the page. Then Gamespot will fully absorb Giant Bomb, first turning it into a sub-section of the main Gamespot site. One by one, the Giant Bomb team will become full Gamespot employees. Patrick Klepek will be the last one to go. For a full year he'll be the lonely old caretaker of the Giant Bomb page, posting a new article every three weeks. Then, eventually, even he will join Gamespot.
It is now fall 2016. The Giant Bomb subpage vanishes from Gamespot entirely. Jeff Gerstmann is once again unhappy with the corporate culture at Gamespot. This time, however, he is so very tired. He doesn't have any more fight left in him. The fans who followed him as he left Gamespot the first time are no longer around. No one cares about Gerstmann anymore. He writes one last review, giving a 8.2 to Call of Duty Extreme: Black Ops Nitro ("though flawed, Black Ops Nitro is a game with a lot of good ideas that will reward you if you're dedicated enough"), and adds a small postscript at the bottom of the review. "This is my last review for Gamespot. It's been a blast, guys."
He starts a blog on the internet about gaming, posts a couple times a week for three months, and then goes off the radar. Two years later, he grants an interview to a gaming podcast, where he reveals that he is working public relations for Linksys. He is never heard from again.
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