I respect the level of crazy in this post.
Patrick Klepek
Senior reporter at Waypoint, former senior reporter at Kotaku and former news editor at Giant Bomb. He began a career in gaming journalism at fourteen, and once served as a news editor for G4TV. He has been credited in the "special thanks" sections of Guitar Hero II and The Silver Lining.
Does Patrick use Barbasol shaving cream because of Jurassic Park?
CRAZY MAN! WE GOT A CRAZY MAN OVER HERE!
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Edit: Didn't realize this was an actual internet meme. Move along.
@Coafi said:
@tourgen said:
I respect the level of crazy in this post.
Indeed.
Patrick shaving....Such madness is laughable.
@punkxblaze said:
@Binman88 said:
Patrick would make a really good Chasidic Jew.
What's a Chasidic jew? genuinely intrigued
Interesting always thought it was hasidic but it prompted be to google and I feel like I've learnt something for the night.
I thank you kindly!
I remember a couple years ago I saw Jews like that but they thought they were all "gangsta." they like had their iPods and speakers turned all the way up, had the swagger. Couldn't stop laughing, they were like teenagers though not like old dudes.@PrimalHorse said:
@punkxblaze said:
@Binman88 said:
Patrick would make a really good Chasidic Jew.
What's a Chasidic jew? genuinely intrigued
Black coat, black hat, real hardcore orthodox guys.
Like so;
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
@konig_kei said:
@punkxblazeI remember a couple years ago I saw Jews like that but they thought they were all "gangsta." they like had their iPods and speakers turned all the way up, had the swagger. Couldn't stop laughing, they were like teenagers though not like old dudes.@PrimalHorse said:
@punkxblaze said:
@Binman88 said:
Patrick would make a really good Chasidic Jew.
What's a Chasidic jew? genuinely intrigued
Black coat, black hat, real hardcore orthodox guys.
Like so;
This is becoming terribly off topic.
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
wait.... are you serious? or just trolling?
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
Fuck that. Just do it raw like I do.
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
Orr hear me out now. ..
- Apply shaving cream
- Shave
- Done
@PhilipDuck said:
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
Orr hear me out now. ..
- Apply shaving cream
- Shave
- Done
Madness.
@OmegaChosen said:
@PhilipDuck said:
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
Orr hear me out now. ..
- Apply shaving cream
- Shave
- Done
Madness.
You're both right - but only one of you is insane enough to apply alcohol to freshly peeled face. Lord knows the way I shave, that is tantamount to suicide.
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
I've heard that hair conditioner is a good alternative to shaving foam, but I don't see the point. You're just replacing one product with another one. I still have to spend money on a product to shave with. It's not saving me any money.
@MattyFTM said:
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
I've heard that hair conditioner is a good alternative to shaving foam, but I don't see the point. You're just replacing one product with another one. I still have to spend money on a product to shave with. It's not saving me any money.
It provides a nicer shave, but I was under the assumption most people have conditioner lying around. Like, my girlfriend has about 3 bottles of it in the shower, so I just steal a pea-sized amount when I shave.
It also lasts far, far longer than shaving foams.
We're not going to point out the weirdness in someone providing actual shaving advice in this thread? That's just gonna go unspoken? If so, then I redact the previous two sentences and give a silent, knowing nod to other people in here.
@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
I agree with your first point, but using alcohol on a freshly shaved face seems insane to me ... might as well dip your face into a bucket with salt.
same, that seems like too much effort, i just soak face with water and go to town.@mordukai said:
Shaving cream is a huge scam. For a perfect shave with no itchiness or red marks here's what you do.
- Only shave after a shower. If you are pressed for time a hot damp towel on your face for a few minutes will do.
- Before shaving soak the razor in alcohol for the entire time of the shower until you intend to use it. This is because when you shave you actually shave a very thine layer of skin and soaking the razor in alcohol reduces the chances for infection and itchiness.
- While in the shower, smear hair conditioner on your face and let that sit for at least a minute or two. Wash it off.
- After shower don't dry your face. Take a small amount of hair conditioner and smear it all over your face and shave.
- After shaving clean your face with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol and then use any after shaving cream.
Fuck that. Just do it raw like I do.
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