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    Senior reporter at Waypoint, former senior reporter at Kotaku and former news editor at Giant Bomb. He began a career in gaming journalism at fourteen, and once served as a news editor for G4TV. He has been credited in the "special thanks" sections of Guitar Hero II and The Silver Lining.

    It's Cartoon Review Patrick!

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    #101  Edited By MistaSparkle

    The 1/5 star Patrick are so awesome! I also enjoy 3 haha

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    #102  Edited By Joeyoe31

    Neato. I like 5 star Patrick a lot.

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    #103  Edited By I_Stay_Puft

    Those are really awesome. Like the one star one the best.

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    #104  Edited By cooljammer00

    This looks like SMBC. Good stuff.

    edit: Of course, Patrick never gets 5 star games since he always picks up the weirder titles.

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    #105  Edited By TheHT

    DOPE.

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    #106  Edited By Lemmycaution217

    Wow, awesome job. One star Patrick is frightening.

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    #107  Edited By JJOR64

    Nice work. Now they need to start using these.

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    #108  Edited By High_Nunez

    The 1-star picture. Really nice touch. Well done, sir.

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    They look really great! Well done.

    @Sarkahn said:

    @papercut said:

    Gonna be totally honest. Didn't know they were getting rid of the art. When did this happen?

    They mentioned it in one of the Whiskey Media Radio shows. The reason being that the art doesn't necessarily reflect the content of the review. The example they gave is Jeff's 3 star art, which screams "Meh". Whereas 3 stars is usually meant to represent a decent game. Something along those lines.

    Ugh, I'm baffled by this. Just get rid of scores if they've gotten so important as to start removing aspects of the site, especially when they lash out at anyone anytime they complain about scores. It's increasingly frustrating hearing journalists and critics complaining about how scores are percieved when they are the ones that choose to maintain them, despite the cries of how important "just reading the review" is.

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    #110  Edited By Aetheldod

    Oh yes this is awesome .....

    Edit: They what??? Want to get rid of them? Oh hell no , this CBSesifing of GB has gone too far .... duders we need to kickstarter the shit out of them not taking away the awesome toons from reviews >:(

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    #111  Edited By Seedofpower

    I thought Jeff wanted to get rid of the cartoons. They might not use these review avatars after the site redesign is up.

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    #112  Edited By Doctorchimp

    @Marokai said:

    They look really great! Well done.

    @Sarkahn said:

    @papercut said:

    Gonna be totally honest. Didn't know they were getting rid of the art. When did this happen?

    They mentioned it in one of the Whiskey Media Radio shows. The reason being that the art doesn't necessarily reflect the content of the review. The example they gave is Jeff's 3 star art, which screams "Meh". Whereas 3 stars is usually meant to represent a decent game. Something along those lines.

    Ugh, I'm baffled by this. Just get rid of scores if they've gotten so important as to start removing aspects of the site, especially when they lash out at anyone anytime they complain about scores. It's increasingly frustrating hearing journalists and critics complaining about how scores are percieved when they are the ones that choose to maintain them, despite the cries of how important "just reading the review" is.

    Because if you do a review, all that is is recommending a game to somebody. Scores are the quick way to glance at it. What if you thought a game was pretty meh, you see a 3 star score and you go okay and skip the review. If that same game got a 5 star review you'd probably read the review. That's a helpful tool.

    Not like it matters, not only are they getting rid of the cartoons review portraits...they're thinking about getting rid of reviews period and just throw pieces up on games they played.

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    @Doctorchimp: I guess all I'm really getting at is that I just dislike the disconnect they have between how much reviewers in general complain about people pigeonholing review scores, and how everyone should just "read the review," and how far some reviewers go to then make sure they never actually get rid of the review scores. It's a problem they themselves create and they themselves can solve. I understand that in a larger and more mainstream establishment video game site, say IGN or Gamespot, scores may serve well for the passerby type of browser, but Giant Bomb is still a more niche site that maintains a relatively loyal base. People aren't going to ditch the site en masse because they remove scores.

    The type of consumer who bases their purchasing decisions on reviews and critical advice is probably the type of consumer willing to dig a little deeper. I just don't think there's a huge amount of room between the informed consumer that reads a lot before a purchase and a consumer that buys without thinking much about critics, and rather just how the game looks. That just feels like a small group of people.

    As far as them removing reviews altogether, I definitely think that's the best way to go, to be honest. I question what reviews are even for, at this point, and have for a pretty long time. It's always seemed like an archaic feature for a site that otherwise embraces more of a personality driven and entertainment-based role. Quick Looks are superior purchasing advice, IMO, to a review score. The review scores just seem like a means to stay on metacritic and forum conversations, or as badges of honor to developers and publishers. Scores do more for the score aggregates and developers than they do for the public.

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    #114  Edited By Doctorchimp

    @Marokai said:

    @Doctorchimp: I guess all I'm really getting at is that I just dislike the disconnect they have between how much reviewers in general complain about people pigeonholing review scores, and how everyone should just "read the review," and how far some reviewers go to then make sure they never actually get rid of the review scores. It's a problem they themselves create and they themselves can solve. I understand that in a larger and more mainstream establishment video game site, say IGN or Gamespot, scores may serve well for the passerby type of browser, but Giant Bomb is still a more niche site that maintains a relatively loyal base. People aren't going to ditch the site en masse because they remove scores.

    The type of consumer who bases their purchasing decisions on reviews and critical advice is probably the type of consumer willing to dig a little deeper. I just don't think there's a huge amount of room between the informed consumer that reads a lot before a purchase and a consumer that buys without thinking much about critics, and rather just how the game looks. That just feels like a small group of people.

    As far as them removing reviews altogether, I definitely think that's the best way to go, to be honest. I question what reviews are even for, at this point, and have for a pretty long time. It's always seemed like an archaic feature for a site that otherwise embraces more of a personality driven and entertainment-based role. Quick Looks are superior purchasing advice, IMO, to a review score. The review scores just seem like a means to stay on metacritic and forum conversations, or as badges of honor to developers and publishers. Scores do more for the score aggregates and developers than they do for the public.

    Exactly, I mean think about how much they rant and raved and talked about Saint's Row the Third. The review was rather unassuming compared to the life changing ethos they described.

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    #115  Edited By mathkor89

    @IAmNotBatman: that's makes me sad

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    #116  Edited By sub_o

    @papercut: Great stuff, but is there any way to incorporate exaggerated afro and hot dogs into them ?

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    #117  Edited By NicksCorner

    They look really nice.

    But I have a problem with the 2 star picture. Including his hand with fingers gives a wrong impression. His tongue helps clarify, but at first glance its hard to tell if its a 2 or a 4 star.

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    #118  Edited By Vexxan

    They all look great but 5 star Patrick is definitely the best one.

    Good work!

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    #119  Edited By Nux

    I don't know why but for some reason the 5 star picture remindes me of the World Ends With You.

    Also awesome job.

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    Pretty good, doesn't quite capture just how sexy Patrick is, but then it is a drawing...

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    #121  Edited By Little_Socrates

    These are fantastic.

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    Nice!

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    #123  Edited By kindgineer

    Love it, these should honestly be used if they aren't already.

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    #124  Edited By sungahymn

    Great work. I'm still bummed out they're getting rid of the cartoons, even though their reasons are fair.

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    #125  Edited By HonkeyKong

    I love them! Great job!

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    #126  Edited By hoossy

    @Tennmuerti:

    This... 3 stars is supposed to be good/ok...

    Also GJ.

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    #128  Edited By SmilingPig

    I love one star patrick.

    Now we need Dave and Drew.

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    #129  Edited By Hizang

    1 Star is creeping me the hell out.

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    #130  Edited By probablytuna

    Lovely.

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    #131  Edited By Lokno

    Nice work, very cool.

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    #132  Edited By forkboy

    That 1 Star picture is amazing. Made me laugh, kudos to you sir

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    #133  Edited By Wuddel

    You, Sir are a scholar and a gentleman.

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    #134  Edited By csl316

    @dudeglove said:

    @IAmNotBatman said:

    You know that they're planning on getting rid of the cartoon review pictures altogether right?

    Really? How come?

    edit: Wait, never mind. Saw the answer.

    I didn't. What are they doing??

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    #135  Edited By Eviternal

    Brilliant! 5 stars.

    Also, I object to the proposed removal of these images from reviews.

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    #136  Edited By cookiemonster

    Wow. Well done mate.

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    #137  Edited By MachoFantastico

    Love the 5-star.

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    His head is the right size on the 2-star, but on most of the others it looks shrunken and weird.

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    #139  Edited By AndrewB

    Hasn't it been like two years since they said they're removing the images though? I love them just because they were done by Kat, if nothing else. Keep her work on the site. It gives it personality.

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    #140  Edited By DeF

    I suggested last November that they should make one of these for him as a Christmas present :D

    Yours does are pretty awesome :D

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    #141  Edited By Mijati
    @SmilingPig said:

    I love one star patrick.

    Now we need Dave and Drew.

    Alex only has 1 image for all this reviews so he'd need more as well!
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    #142  Edited By Karl_Boss

    Awesome work!

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    #143  Edited By Undeadpool

    @papercut said:

    @Sarkahn said:

    Very cool, five-star Patrick is amaaazing! Nicely done.

    @papercut said:

    Gonna be totally honest. Didn't know they were getting rid of the art. When did this happen?

    They mentioned it in one of the Whiskey Media Radio shows. The reason being that the art doesn't necessarily reflect the content of the review. The example they gave is Jeff's 3 star art, which screams "Meh". Whereas 3 stars is usually meant to represent a decent game. Something along those lines.

    Well poop :P

    And yet they still haven't AND they promoted this thread on the front page. So maybe they decided to keep 'em. I mean people are gonna whine and bitch about the star reviews anyway, and I personally like the graphics.

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    @Undeadpool said:

    @papercut said:

    @Sarkahn said:

    Very cool, five-star Patrick is amaaazing! Nicely done.

    @papercut said:

    Gonna be totally honest. Didn't know they were getting rid of the art. When did this happen?

    They mentioned it in one of the Whiskey Media Radio shows. The reason being that the art doesn't necessarily reflect the content of the review. The example they gave is Jeff's 3 star art, which screams "Meh". Whereas 3 stars is usually meant to represent a decent game. Something along those lines.

    Well poop :P

    And yet they still haven't AND they promoted this thread on the front page. So maybe they decided to keep 'em. I mean people are gonna whine and bitch about the star reviews anyway, and I personally like the graphics.

    http://www.giantbomb.com/community/

    Yeah, they have? At least, I saw it there yesterday.

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    #145  Edited By Undeadpool

    @WilltheMagicAsian: I know...I was saying it's on the front page and the graphics are still there in reviews, so maybe they're not getting rid of the cartoons after all.

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    @Undeadpool said:

    @WilltheMagicAsian: I know...I was saying it's on the front page and the graphics are still there in reviews, so maybe they're not getting rid of the cartoons after all.

    Oh man, I totally read that wrong, my bad! I thought you said they haven't promoted this thread on the front page.

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    #147  Edited By vikingdeath1

    This would indeed be PERFECT for those bombcast youtube videos I'm always watching, Stellar job!

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    #148  Edited By Nottle

    I would love to see one of Alex/ Drew/ Dave. But the 1 star drew needs to just be the ms paint drawing, and Alex's 1 star needs to be him being arrested by a blackwater guy.

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    #149  Edited By vampire_chibi

    CO.ol!!

    would be nice if he had the gaintbomb logo on, but other than that cool and funny!

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    #150  Edited By Undeadpool

    @WilltheMagicAsian said:

    @Undeadpool said:

    @WilltheMagicAsian: I know...I was saying it's on the front page and the graphics are still there in reviews, so maybe they're not getting rid of the cartoons after all.

    Oh man, I totally read that wrong, my bad! I thought you said they haven't promoted this thread on the front page.

    Haw! No worries, just a little confusion.

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