Passed out Patrick Klepek spotted at Denny's in Reddit post?

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#1 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

I was browsing reddit and I came across a post illustrating what the graveyard shift at Denny's looks like. In the picture, you see passed out drunk people, sketchy looking food and if you scroll all the way down, last image to the left, you see a dude passed out on a table who looks exactly like Patrick Klepek

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So is it Patrick or do my eyes deceive me?

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#2 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5626 posts) -

not skeletal enough to be patrick

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#3 Posted by Zacagawea (1679 posts) -

Yeah, that's definitely Patrick

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#4 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

@Oldirtybearon said:

not skeletal enough to be patrick

@Zacagawea said:

Yeah, that's definitely Patrick

Somebody needs to decide

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#5 Posted by MachoFantastico (6483 posts) -

Not convinced... looks odd. 

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#6 Posted by papercut (4121 posts) -

I can't believe I'm about to say this....

But that's to young to be Patrick

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#7 Posted by TopCat88 (269 posts) -

I'm going to say NOT Patrick, but it could be his doppelganger.

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#8 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3053 posts) -

Looks more like Darren Young to me

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

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#9 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2079 posts) -

I don't think Patrick would have been able to let himself go over the course of a meal to pass out and look like that.

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#10 Posted by BabyChooChoo (6747 posts) -

It's Patrick's twin brother...

...Bartholomew.

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#11 Posted by MAN_FLANNEL (2472 posts) -

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

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#12 Posted by papercut (4121 posts) -

@Tim_the_Corsair: A Prime Time Player would NEVER be caught dead in a Denny's

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#13 Posted by familyphotoshoot (713 posts) -

>visible bicep 
 
Yeah, that's not Patrick

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#14 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2646 posts) -

....that's not even close...

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#15 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

I will accept this as a valid answer

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#16 Posted by Winternet (8406 posts) -

Only one man can solve this mystery. Help us

I say, the face is totally him, but this dude looks "heavier" than Patrick himself. hum

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#17 Posted by artgarcrunkle (988 posts) -

That dude looks like he takes in calories so no.

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#18 Posted by MEATBALL (4233 posts) -

This guy appears to be visible in three dimensions, definitely not Patrick.

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#19 Posted by ReyGitano (2494 posts) -

He's a little fat in the face to be Patrick.

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#20 Posted by S0ndor (2718 posts) -

His arms are waaaay too thick.

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#21 Posted by Daiphyer (1513 posts) -

That dude looks like he has a bit upper body strength.

Yeah, not Patrick.

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#22 Posted by BackupPanic (123 posts) -

Too fat to be Pat.

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#23 Posted by blueinferno (480 posts) -

You guys are so fucking mean ha ha.

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#24 Posted by probablytuna (4992 posts) -

Workout Patrick.

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#25 Posted by Korolev (1800 posts) -

Not thin enough, but pretty close. He looks like Patrick.

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#26 Posted by Jimbo (10472 posts) -

HARDCORE PATRICK SAYS
Zzzzzzzzz *dribble*

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#27 Posted by coakroach (2498 posts) -

It's Patrick Klepeck alright, but it's his future self that has travelled back in time to warn him that his metabolism will soon change and he will no longer be able to eat at Portillo's.

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#28 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2824 posts) -

Pretty sure that fro is too small. Def not him.

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#29 Posted by Legend (2717 posts) -
@BabyChooChoo

It's Patrick's twin brother...

...Bartholomew.

Shhh.. We're not supposed to talk about him here.
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#30 Edited by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

Probably after this night......

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#31 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

That is the son of Patrick.

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#32 Posted by pweidman (2652 posts) -

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

This, and god damn man....lol

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#33 Posted by CL60 (17117 posts) -

Clearly not Patrick.

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#34 Posted by ShaggE (8621 posts) -

Maybe if Patrick had a few too many HOT SCOOPS of mashed potatoes and gravy. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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#35 Posted by NekuCTR (1712 posts) -

Yep that's Patrick, but he's not sleeping he's in a coma. He was in it for 5 months, and in that time his muscles atrophied down to their current state.

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#36 Posted by GaspoweR (4875 posts) -

Thick arms...not skinny enough.

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#37 Posted by Elazul (1351 posts) -

@Oldirtybearon said:

not skeletal enough to be patrick

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

@familyphotoshoot said:

>visible bicep Yeah, that's not Patrick

Yup. That dude looks reasonably close in the face (and hair), but Pat is seriously fucking thin. Just watch him hold his arms up in a TNT some time, It's almost unnerving.

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#38 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -

nope

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#39 Posted by Death_Burnout (3848 posts) -

@blueinferno said:

You guys are so fucking mean ha ha.

That's what I was thinking...

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#40 Posted by uhtaree (824 posts) -

It's him, he's just bloated from the pancakes.

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#41 Posted by RazielCuts (3281 posts) -

Are you guys seriously calling this guy fat or just bigger compared to Patrick? because damn people if this guys fat no wonder theres 'is there fat shaming in america' threads, jeez.

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#42 Posted by Red12b (9360 posts) -

Patrick is a stick figure

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#43 Posted by AlisterCat (7728 posts) -

Too buff to be patrick. Those guys arms aren't bean poles.

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#44 Posted by DeeGee (2192 posts) -

@RazielCuts: Nobody is calling him fat. Patrick is stick thin. Therefore, this guy with obvious muscles cannot be Patrick.

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#45 Edited by Smashlampjaw (220 posts) -

This guy looks like that actor in boy meets world. Close but not Patrick Klepek

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#46 Posted by algertman (871 posts) -

Jewfro doesn't have enough rock n' roll in it.

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#47 Posted by Canteu (2968 posts) -

The only similarity is the hair.

Not Patrick.

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#48 Posted by Nottle (1933 posts) -

Patrick swells up after a gram slam, he deflates after a few hours, but its worth it.

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#49 Posted by bio595 (319 posts) -

@familyphotoshoot said:

>visible bicep Yeah, that's not Patrick

I lol'd

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#50 Posted by sionweeks (714 posts) -

Aren't his arms too muscular? Or is that because of the way he's sitting?

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