I was browsing reddit and I came across a post illustrating what the graveyard shift at Denny's looks like. In the picture, you see passed out drunk people, sketchy looking food and if you scroll all the way down, last image to the left, you see a dude passed out on a table who looks exactly like Patrick Klepek

So is it Patrick or do my eyes deceive me?

not skeletal enough to be patrick

Yeah, that's definitely Patrick

@Oldirtybearon said:

not skeletal enough to be patrick

@Zacagawea said:

Yeah, that's definitely Patrick

Somebody needs to decide

Not convinced... looks odd. 

I can't believe I'm about to say this....

But that's to young to be Patrick

I'm going to say NOT Patrick, but it could be his doppelganger.

Looks more like Darren Young to me

MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

I don't think Patrick would have been able to let himself go over the course of a meal to pass out and look like that.

It's Patrick's twin brother...

...Bartholomew.

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

@Tim_the_Corsair: A Prime Time Player would NEVER be caught dead in a Denny's

>visible bicep 
 
Yeah, that's not Patrick

....that's not even close...

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

I will accept this as a valid answer

Only one man can solve this mystery. Help us @patrickklepek.

I say, the face is totally him, but this dude looks "heavier" than Patrick himself. hum

That dude looks like he takes in calories so no.

This guy appears to be visible in three dimensions, definitely not Patrick.

He's a little fat in the face to be Patrick.

His arms are waaaay too thick.

That dude looks like he has a bit upper body strength.

Yeah, not Patrick.

Too fat to be Pat.

You guys are so fucking mean ha ha.

Workout Patrick.

Not thin enough, but pretty close. He looks like Patrick.

HARDCORE PATRICK SAYS
Zzzzzzzzz *dribble*

It's Patrick Klepeck alright, but it's his future self that has travelled back in time to warn him that his metabolism will soon change and he will no longer be able to eat at Portillo's.

Pretty sure that fro is too small. Def not him.

It's Patrick's twin brother...

...Bartholomew.

Probably after this night......

That is the son of Patrick.

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

This, and god damn man....lol

Clearly not Patrick.

Maybe if Patrick had a few too many HOT SCOOPS of mashed potatoes and gravy. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Yep that's Patrick, but he's not sleeping he's in a coma. He was in it for 5 months, and in that time his muscles atrophied down to their current state.

Thick arms...not skinny enough.

@Oldirtybearon said:

not skeletal enough to be patrick

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

Arms aren't toothpicky enough and ears are not that of a burn victim. Not Patrick.

@familyphotoshoot said:

>visible bicep Yeah, that's not Patrick

Yup. That dude looks reasonably close in the face (and hair), but Pat is seriously fucking thin. Just watch him hold his arms up in a TNT some time, It's almost unnerving.

nope

@blueinferno said:

You guys are so fucking mean ha ha.

That's what I was thinking...

It's him, he's just bloated from the pancakes.

Are you guys seriously calling this guy fat or just bigger compared to Patrick? because damn people if this guys fat no wonder theres 'is there fat shaming in america' threads, jeez.

Patrick is a stick figure

Too buff to be patrick. Those guys arms aren't bean poles.

@RazielCuts: Nobody is calling him fat. Patrick is stick thin. Therefore, this guy with obvious muscles cannot be Patrick.

This guy looks like that actor in boy meets world. Close but not Patrick Klepek

Jewfro doesn't have enough rock n' roll in it.

The only similarity is the hair.

Not Patrick.

Patrick swells up after a gram slam, he deflates after a few hours, but its worth it.

@familyphotoshoot said:

>visible bicep Yeah, that's not Patrick

I lol'd

Aren't his arms too muscular? Or is that because of the way he's sitting?