Patrick Star is SpongeBob Squarepants' best friend. He is a starfish and is known for his slow wits. This is represented by his home, which is under a rock. Patrick is also known for being overweight and jobless. He also is a master of wumbology, the study of wumbo.
- "Classy sophisticates like us should not stain our lips with cursing."
- (At a bubble that looks like an elephant) "Hahahaha! It's a giraffe!"
- "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."