Speed Coke: A Drink Chugging Contest For The Ages

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#101 Posted by underthewether (40 posts) -

kind of like the ten pop challenge

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#102 Posted by Flushes (349 posts) -

11 seconds. Oh god, the horror.

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#103 Posted by Absurd (2932 posts) -

Haha,That was awesome! This is why Giantbomb is awesome.

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#104 Posted by Brackynews (4387 posts) -

I can only imagine instances of mentos-spiking.  Probably qualifies as attempted murder.

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#105 Posted by HT101 (1653 posts) -

Vinnie=Epic Fail.  However, Jeff just showed that Americans in America are better than Americans in Britain.  I also loved Jeff at the end: "Let's go play Street Fighter IV".  Giant Bomb is truly the best video game site out there.

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#106 Posted by CommieBoy (6 posts) -

God, that's terrible. I can scull (chug) a pint of guiness/beer in something like 10 seconds, but coke?? I'm suprised your stomachs didn't explode.

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#107 Posted by Crono (2762 posts) -
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#108 Posted by Neorub (171 posts) -

That was pretty great, maybe a community challenge is a coming??

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#109 Posted by Bucketdeth (8252 posts) -

Hahaha, love Ryan's reaction, looks like he enjoyed it.

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#110 Posted by QuattroRS6 (154 posts) -

This was hilarious.  To make it interesting you should do it again with one of those wonderful energy drinks you guys are always tast testing.

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#111 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -

"Alright, let's play Street Fighter."

Haha, you guys are too awesome.

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#112 Posted by aurahack (2539 posts) -

Imma try this before going to work tomorrow. Probably a bad idea, but it'll make those Wii Fit-buyers feel like it was waiting to happen to them. >:[

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#113 Posted by ZombiePie (6893 posts) -

"Mean" Joe Greene would be proud of you guys.

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#114 Posted by Captain_Insano (2710 posts) -

nice

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#115 Posted by dagstar84 (6 posts) -

beautiful, I'm a coke addict anyways!

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#116 Posted by STEVEOO6 (28 posts) -

Does anyone know the quantity of beverage in those cans?

I recently spent sometime in Southeast Asia and their standard coke cans are 330ml, however down here in Australia our standard size is 375ml.

As someone who may just be interested in competing in the great 'chug-a-coke 09 challange'...
Can someone tell me the standard coke can size over in the U.S?

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#117 Posted by AutomaticSnake (404 posts) -

ryan was in some serious pain... i dont think he will try this again... lol

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#118 Edited by Linkyshinks (11400 posts) -

I like how Ryan's hugs his little lion like a Blanky.

Luchdeer could have done a better job than Vinny.

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#119 Posted by cspiffo (876 posts) -

lolololol :^P

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#120 Posted by FalcomAdol (215 posts) -

Vinnie you pansy!

I'm definitely competitive with the intern, but 8 seconds is probably out of my league.

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#121 Posted by FalcomAdol (215 posts) -

Pepsi and Mountain Dew cans are widemouths here.  Any confirmation on whether the Coke cans that either Mythic or Bomb used were widemouths?

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#122 Posted by super_machine (2007 posts) -

lol nice one

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#123 Posted by FalcomAdol (215 posts) -

The standard soda can here is 355ml, and it appears that both major brands have replaced their standard cans with widemouths.  The widemouth can is approximately the same width as two standard DVD cases stacked together.

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#124 Posted by Legend (2717 posts) -

That was the mother of all belches, Jeff.

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#125 Edited by Media_Master (3259 posts) -

I was waiting for someone to explode...

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#126 Posted by End_Boss (3363 posts) -

I think they should film another segment in which Brad is forced to ingest as much Coke as those three gentlemen combined as fast as he can, just for sissing out on this challenge.

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#127 Posted by GIVEMEREPLAY (863 posts) -

I got halfway through the can in about 5 seconds, and then felt like my stomach was going to explode.

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#128 Edited by BusterBrownstar (20 posts) -
I didn't realize the original 8.6sec drink from Mythic was for DIET.  That's gotta be easier.  Regular Coke just feels thicker and richer, so you gotta have a point spread or something here.
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#129 Posted by sparky_buzzsaw (7965 posts) -

Funny stuff!  Those belches were rough.  Hah!

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#130 Edited by DeepRed (6 posts) -

Awesome. The American guy in the Mythic vid had opened his can before the timer start, then began to drink. Cheater! If Jeff did the same, he would have got the best time!

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#131 Posted by Lind_L_Taylor (4123 posts) -

I don't know what to make of it. I'd hate to find out somebody finds a new way of dying by drinking a coke to fast & boring a hole through their stomach...

:)

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#132 Posted by SkylinePigeon (30 posts) -

Ohhhhh Giant Bomb.... God bless America.

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#133 Posted by Phox (4 posts) -

Try it with a bendy straw!

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#134 Posted by RIP_Icewood (107 posts) -

That was hilarious. As soon as I watched it I went to go try it out myself, with poor results. I dont drink pop so it was pretty tough!

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#135 Posted by Will1Lucky (412 posts) -

If only I had a can, I would beat you all away :P. I'm probably gonna pick up a few litres anyway tommorow for some gaming sessions.

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#136 Posted by theMcNasty (758 posts) -

I guess those Warhammer characters aren't so "mythical" after all.

Viva La GiantBomb!

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#137 Posted by Deaditelord (24 posts) -

LOL.  That's about the funniest I've seen in a long time.  This is why I love Giant Bomb!

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#138 Posted by clarke0 (1082 posts) -

Wow this is intense. Jeff drank two in the time it took for Vinny to drink most of one.

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#139 Posted by Gamer_152 (14481 posts) -

Sweet stuff, that dude from Mythic was amazing. Well done to you four at Giant Bomb as well, especially Ryan and extra-especially Jeff, you were a machine man! P.S. Please let us know when Ryan is out of shock, I have images of him sitting in your office rocking back and forth, holding the tiger doll and not being able to speak for days.

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#140 Posted by Rowr (5861 posts) -

shits dangerous, dont try this at home kids.

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#141 Posted by Zebadee (507 posts) -

I can't believe Jeff drank two...

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#142 Posted by AnthraX (39 posts) -

LMAO ! That shit looks like it burns! Awesome!

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#143 Posted by joslop500 (204 posts) -

wow jeff, looks brutal

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#144 Posted by spilledmilkfactory (2067 posts) -

best. video. ever.

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#145 Posted by Boots555 (2 posts) -

Just awesome!  nice jorb guys... funny ass vid.

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#146 Edited by Pictoben (78 posts) -

Hmm, just spotted this today, and it strikes a chord with what happened to me today:

Running around "getting stuff done", and on the way out to the Metrocentre (local mall for us) Emily my 5 year old managed to swipe the last 1/4 of my wifes bottle of coke (the caffeine free, gold label stuff). She starts saying she feels sick on the way there, and we point out why that is - she's not used to fizzy drinks.

She's over it by the time we get there, and so I wander into Dixons (electrical retailer) in the naive hope that they may have a reasonably priced external drive for my laptop. Emily and I get about 10 paces inside the front door of the shop and Emily suddenly shouts "I feel sick", before projectile vomiting across the floor of the shop. I managed to flag down a couple of members of the staff from behind a till, one if which goes off to find something or one to clean up with. Another stands a few feet away, complaining about his 'natural gag reflex' before just plain dissapearing. So I'm just kind of stood there with my daughter next to this huge slop of vomit, trying to stop people from walking through it.

I phone my wife, who eventually comes back and then wanders a couple of steps off with Emily to get her a bit of air. I'm kind of left there standing by the sick, wondering if it would be bad form just to do a runner as well, but there's no sign of any staff around all of a sudden. I almost had to grab some lady who was walking thrgough the shop not paying attention and almost waded right into it. She looks startled, she looks down at the floor.  Then she looks back up at me with the most dissaproving stare she can muster, and clearly thinking it was me who was sick after a few too many beers last night tuts and wanders off in a different direction.

Anyway, on an unrelated note:

Does a modified can count as cheating? I remember something we used to do in my school days with coke - you had to turn the can upside down, stab a pen into the side of the can right near the bottom (or the top as you are now holding it. You then cover the hole with your finger turn it right way up then open it. Once you start to drink you move your finger from over the hole and you can then suck the coke out of the can faster than itg would normally flow.

Well, the gauntlet is down. Anyone going to man up and put that on tape? I reckon you could smash the 8 second barrier.

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#147 Posted by kboy (126 posts) -

Haha, Ryan.
"Oh God, that's all inside of me now!"

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#148 Posted by Jeff (5579 posts) -
Pictoben said:
Does a modified can count as cheating? I remember something we used to do in my school days with coke - you had to turn the can upside down, stab a pen into the side of the can right near the bottom (or the top as you are now holding it. You then cover the hole with your finger turn it right way up then open it. Once you start to drink you move your finger from over the hole and you can then suck the coke out of the can faster than itg would normally flow.

Well, the gauntlet is down. Anyone going to man up and put that on tape? I reckon you could smash the 8 second barrier."

Shotgunning is not permitted. You'd probably be able to get under 4 seconds if you were doing that.
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#149 Posted by Proto (34 posts) -

I don't know how you guys can do it.... I still think only women should be able to let it go down their throat like that..... not trying to be offensive to the women out there :P

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#150 Posted by chapman12 (115 posts) -

haha lol 8 seconds AWSM!!!

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