Dr. Tracksuit is here once again bringing you the hypest of the hype for Pax Prime 2014 ROYALE RUMBLE

D LEAZY VS TRACKSUIT DISSING

OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNTS

Cool of Dr. Tracksuit to have flexible payment plans.

"This is my hat now" is exactly as stupid as I imagine wrestling to be.

Oh, my.

Now this is the good puppy.

Wrestling rules this fucking site!!!!

DEAL WITH IT.

Dr. Tracksuit forgot about WIFI HOTSPOTS *cough cough cough cough cough"

@bigjeffrey: My favorite part was watching the beginning of that PAX video after it was archived, after seeing it happen live, and seeing the bottle from the start.

Those promos were pretty great. I love this dumb shit.

Oh god, almost 6 minutes. Jeff's ability to keep a straight face forever is amazing. Or he just gets truly overtaken by Dr. T.

I do like how Tracksuit gives no shits about site rules:
"NO discussion of illegal activities: Includes but not limited to the discussion of illicit substances"

Is it really safe to take medical advice from a man dressed head to toe in Adidas?

Dr. Tracksuit's gonna end you, son.

Doctor Tracksuit is really going off the deep end.

@bigjeffrey said:

D LEAZY VS TRACKSUIT DISSING

What? Sorry, I don't see D-Leazy or Dr. Tracksuit there, just Dave Lang and Jeff Gerstmann. What are you getting at?

I bet 500 salty bucks that whoever wins the rumble will be a person who goes in near the end of it. Those people have far less of a chance to lose because they don't have to last very long. And the only reason Alex lasted so long last time was because he practiced for 2 weeks and knew how to play the game and how best to get people over the rope. The only other person I can see taking it that seriously is Dan, but I still think it's gonna take a lot to dethrone Alex.

That doesn't really matter though. I'm just excited for the possible antics. If it's anything like last time then my hype level is at maximum overdrive. Imagine if they bought those shitty fold out table and Dr. Tracksuit F5'd Dan Ryckert into it? I think I would actually die of happiness if that happened.

@hailinel: Safer than Reebok.

Jeff does the coked up wrestler thing a little too well, and I bet he did that entire thing off the top of his head too.

I was just gonna post that!

I don't watch wrestling anymore, but I love everything that is happening (or has happened).

I spoke with mr D-Leazy earlier today and he said that Dr Tracksuit ain't got no chance in this years rumble. Also to go see some kid named Dan Teasdales turnaround or some nonsense.

Mick Foley / Mankind / Dude Love / Cactus Jack

Jeff Gerstmann / Big Jeffrey / Rap Man / Dr Tracksuit

Fighting words from Ryckert.

Where is Tracksuit and what has he had!?

These are great.

I feel like someone should let Jeff know that powdered sugar looks and has a consistency more like cocaine and it tastes better.

John Drake is probably gonna get jumped come Pax.

As someone that don't watch wrastlin' this is MY wrastlin' and it's still real to me dammit!

D-LEAZY 2ND PROMO VIDEO

EAT. SLEEP. BOP. REPEAT.

Oh shit! D-Leazy breaking it down for everybody.

Does GFB mean: Get fuckin' bopped? hahaha

Those official Twitter accounts are genius

Haha. These promo videos are great!

This might be the best thing I've seen related to PAX Rumble yet.

Fucking hyped! Whoever thought of this was a genius.

@cornbredx: GFB always used to mean Get fucked, boy, but you never know with Lang these days

The intensity of Dr Tracksuit might have been a little to much for me, I think I fainted for a while there.

It's simple, elegant, and slightly terrifying. I love it.

:D ... ... D:

This is all awesome. I am so excited for this. It's almost reaching Summerslam levels here!

I'm still cheering for Trin, though Samantha's promo is too sick

@ottoman673: Oh right! Ya, I forgot about that.

lol holy shit (spoilers??)