A day in the life of Dave Snider...

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Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -

This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

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**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P
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#1 Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -

This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

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**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P
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#2 Posted by NakAttack (1329 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

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**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P "
you are to awesome for words jj
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#3 Posted by Allprox (626 posts) -

That's fuckin' awesome!

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#4 Posted by Creamypies (4169 posts) -
@nk19 said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

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**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P "
you are to awesome for words jj "
I thought quoting the guy that quoted you was a good idea. Secondly, I've never heard a stranger pizza delivery story than this one.
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#5 Posted by JoelTGM (5784 posts) -

wait, so what happened?  He ordered a pizza, but then woke up in the middle of nowhere and realized it was all a dream?

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#6 Edited by rjayb89 (7811 posts) -

Ah, I didn't know you subscribed to Big Sausage Pizza!

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#7 Posted by EpicSteve (6908 posts) -

Dave and I have the same Cavalry Stetson.

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#8 Posted by Dalai (7868 posts) -

Two things. 
 

  1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
  2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.
 
Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks.
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#9 Posted by eroticfishcake (7857 posts) -

Wierdly enough this is what I thought when I read his status. O_o

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#10 Posted by Zero_ (2039 posts) -

Thanks for the quest points for landing me on this page :P

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#11 Posted by Hitchenson (4708 posts) -

PIZZA! That quest man.

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#12 Posted by kishan6 (1986 posts) -

its true i was there

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#13 Posted by RobotHamster (4250 posts) -
@creamypies said:
" @nk19 said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" This is based on real events that occurred between Friday night, May 28th, and Saturday Morning, May 29th. 

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**In no way am I intentionally implying Dave does drugs of any kind in real life.  :P "
you are to awesome for words jj "
I thought quoting the guy that quoted you was a good idea. Secondly, I've never heard a stranger pizza delivery story than this one. "
Where do you get pizza from, this happens all the time to me.
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#14 Posted by c1337us (5877 posts) -

That was awesome.

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#15 Posted by Turbo_Toaster (1056 posts) -

lmao

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#16 Posted by Gabriel (4136 posts) -
@Zero_ said:
" Thanks for the quest points for landing me on this page :P "
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#17 Posted by Claude (16651 posts) -

My pizza deliveries are boring. Doorbell rings, blah, blah, blah.

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#18 Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -
@Gabriel: I like your avatar.
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#19 Posted by hockeymask27 (3696 posts) -

That is awesome, Made my night.

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#20 Posted by NoXious (1365 posts) -

His twitter updates were hilarious, but this almost caused a heart attack.
Great mash-up Jj!

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#21 Posted by RelentlessKnight (1132 posts) -

Sleepless in Sausalito made me lol

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#22 Posted by breadfan (6803 posts) -

 High five.
 High five.
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#23 Posted by ChrisTaran (2038 posts) -

Haha, fantastic!  More Dave strips like this, please :)

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#24 Posted by JonathanMoore (1880 posts) -

Wow.

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#25 Posted by MisterMouse (3602 posts) -

haha that is incredibly awesome!

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#26 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

That was really funny.

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#27 Posted by fishmicmuffin (1057 posts) -

Well done, good sir. Well done.

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#28 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

Hahahaha. Cool story bro!!

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#29 Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -

I'm glad everyone likes my ridiculous project.    : )

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#30 Posted by vinny (5336 posts) -

 OUT OF THE PARK!
 OUT OF THE PARK!
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#31 Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -
@Vinny said:
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 OUT OF THE PARK!
 OUT OF THE PARK!
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lol, thanks! 
 
I saw you tweeted this to Dave too, awesome.  :P
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#32 Posted by JJOR64 (19685 posts) -
@JJWeatherman:   Now you need to make that into a video.
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#33 Posted by seanvail99 (142 posts) -

 Here's my take:  Dave was in purgatory but then when the pizza arrived in the morning, he was welcomed in to heaven.  
 
Everything on the island (before ordering the pizza) was real...

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#34 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6805 posts) -

Bravo, JJ!

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#35 Posted by Drewbs (2794 posts) -

Wow, good job.

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#36 Posted by TwoOneFive (9786 posts) -
@JJWeatherman:
that was a cool story bro.  
 
 
no seriously, i mean it, well done man
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#37 Posted by Daveyo520 (7748 posts) -
@JJWeatherman: Great. Nice. Amazing.
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#38 Posted by sagesebas (2432 posts) -
@seanvail99: hahah nice dude 
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#39 Posted by owl_of_minerva (1485 posts) -

Very funny, nicely executed.

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#40 Posted by mewarmo990 (854 posts) -

Pffffthahahahahaha! Love the Brad photobomb!

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#41 Posted by Jimbo (10472 posts) -

wtf spoilers dude.

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#42 Posted by skrutop (3812 posts) -

Added to the list of things that I can't unsee.

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#43 Posted by MetalGearSunny (7469 posts) -

You must be very bored with now that your Xbox red ringed lol.

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#44 Posted by damnboyadvance (4183 posts) -

CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THIS?

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#45 Posted by t2t2 (155 posts) -
@damnboyadvance: Confirmed

 Pizza in the morning does sound good
 Pizza in the morning does sound good
[Source: Dave's Twitter]
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#46 Posted by jakob187 (22933 posts) -
@Dalai said:
" Two things. 
 
  1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
  2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.
 
Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks."
Dood, have you had Domino's since they changed everything?  They changed the crust, the cheese, the ingredients.  In short, they actually don't suck anymore.  If anything, they've got more flavor than any of the other major chains!
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#47 Posted by Dalai (7868 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" @Dalai said:
" Two things. 
 
  1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
  2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.
 
Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks."
Dood, have you had Domino's since they changed everything?  They changed the crust, the cheese, the ingredients.  In short, they actually don't suck anymore.  If anything, they've got more flavor than any of the other major chains! "
Yes I have... still tastes like crap by pizza standards.
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#48 Posted by DystopiaX (5663 posts) -
@jakob187 said:  
" @Dalai said:
" Two things. 
 
  1. I totally had that alarm clock many years ago.
  2. I lost a little respect for Dave since he ordered Domino's.
 
Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks."
Dood, have you had Domino's since they changed everything?  They changed the crust, the cheese, the ingredients.  In short, they actually don't suck anymore.  If anything, they've got more flavor than any of the other major chains! "
No, it still sucks, just not as bad. If you can't get better pizza where you are, then I feel bad for you.
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#49 Posted by AlwaysAngry (3004 posts) -

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

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#50 Posted by Tebbit (4589 posts) -
@Dalai said:

Also, needs more inconspicuous cocks.
"
Don't you dare. Don't ANYONE dare.

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