It's been a while since I've played a Pokemon game (the last one I played was Yellow) but after getting Black I've been quickly reminded of how awesomely terrible/unintentionally hilarious some of the pre-battle dialogue is. These people say the weirdest shit before jumping into a Pokemon battle, like this:
 
"When it's cold out, wear more clothes! Only humans could be smart enough to come up with that!" 
 
There have been plenty of other instances of terrible dialogue in this game, but unfortunately I fail to remember any of them specifically. Post your best (or worst) ones here.

Does this game contain some variation of "I like shorts"?

"I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!" or "You're not wearing shorts, whats wrong with you?"

I could have sworn I ran into a fat guy in one of the caves that just said, "I like climbing". What the fuck does that have to do with poke battles?!

" Does this game contain some variation of "I like shorts"? "

" Does this game contain some variation of "I like shorts"? "

"I will study and investigate your Pokemon!"
 
"I will unlock the mechanism for your secret power!"

The Heartbreaker dude was really funny, but i cant remember what he said

For some reason, I always remember Swimmer Barry as standing out, but I don't know what he said.

I remember the bikers and roughnecks on route 9 in black/white say some hilarious stuff.

I haven't played a Pokemon game since Silver and I just realized that the dialogue in those games are ridiculous.  Thank you, thread.  

"It takes 20 to 30 years for a tree to be fully grown! Will you have a Pokemon battle to please the trees?"

"I'm going to make you wet" and "My life is complete because I'm surrounded by little girls and Pokemon"

" "My life is complete because I'm surrounded by little girls and Pokemon" "

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"Hey you! Trainer! Let me show you my pokemon!"

Not sure if it's from a trainer, but I definitely remember "The air is tasty here!"

" @Bocam said:

" "My life is complete because I'm surrounded by little girls and Pokemon" "

I remember that one. ffffuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh "

" I could have sworn I ran into a fat guy in one of the caves that just said, "I like climbing". What the fuck does that have to do with poke battles?! "

"My life is complete because I'm surrounded by little girls and Pokemon" "

I had a battle the other day with maybe N, who said something like "I don't like things that are different."