" I named him Fucker. Normally I go with the default but I wasn't having a good day. "

I named him POOP

Chris, because me and my brother played with both versions alongside each other pretty evenly which kinda' made the experience more atmospheric and endearing. Call me nonsensical but...

people who didn't give him a regular name, are idiots (imo)
 
"DUR HUR HUR, LOOK! I NAMED MY RIVAL PENIS! HUR HUR!"

Named mine "NOOB" and i regret it everyday

rival rival lol

named him Gary!

I just called him Soul. Didn't bother to type a name. 

Dicks! :D

I named him Gok Wan..... go figure.

"wow I never really notice how many adults still played pokemon. I'm not even going to lie, sometimes I wish I could play again and play online. "

I can't type it on the internet, the government would lock me up.

cockbag, like always.

I named mine Quinton.

Clarkso. 
 
After Jeremy Clarkson. 
 Obviously.

In Platinum I named him Panties, then when his mother comes looking for him she's all like "Have you seen my panties?"
 
I lol'd.

Clinton :V

Nolan!

named my rival Robbie

A classic: Dicks.

Oberbefelshaber Jesus, yes?

I named him Antirom. Because I named myself Rom.
 
I used to name him Ashhole when it was Red/Blue/Yellow.

aaaaahhhhh

Gary. Oldschool, yo!

Named him Silver, don't like naming them stupid names for some reason.

Always named mine Gary for some reason. Wasn't that his name in the show anyway?

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I went for the classy and simple one, Homo. Not my most creative...

I usually would name him "Mattbitch," but I just went with the simple and appropriate name "Dick" (even though your Rival is still the most badass dude in the whole Pokemon canon) in the SoulSilver version. It's hard to find a good stupid name for a rival that isn't related to sexual organs, y'know?

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I named mine Gary. 
 
THE MOTHER FUCKING GARY OAK! 
 
NSFW text. It's mild, but still.  There is no 'picture', it's just a text convo.
 
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/08/Garyoakgirth.PNG "

I had just finished replaying Ocarina of Time around the time HeartGold and SoulSilver came out, so I named him Ganon.

Wesker.  
 
Everything I get to name is named after Resident Evil.

 
JeffGoldblum.
 
Hes always been my rival.

Lukas.
And my main character's name was Klaus.
AHURR HURR HURR.
I'm creative like that.

I named him Larry, like in Garrymon.