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    Portal 2

    Game » consists of 20 releases. Released Apr 19, 2011

    Portal 2 is the sequel to the acclaimed first-person puzzle game, carrying forward its love of mind-bending problems and its reckless disregard for the space-time continuum.

    Tested's Will Smith works at Aperture Science? Maybe...

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    #1  Edited By Dingofighter

    Now, we all know everyone here loves mondays.

    So when I saw this I just had to show this horrible sacrilege of the holy day to you:
       I hate Mondays   
       I hate Mondays   
    Who at Aperture Science could bear to own such a horrendous cup?

    I investigated further and found another cup nearby, which could very well belong to Tested.com's own Will Smith:

     No coffee
     No coffee

    So, my theory is that since Will Smith drinks so much coffee, he needs two cups, and this never before seen footage of his "backup" cup, shows that he is a hater of mondays, and should therefore not be allowed within 5 miles of the Giant Bomb crew...
    Do you think the logic behind my theory checks out? If you don't, I will have to murder you... for science.
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    #2  Edited By Gerhabio

    Silly, silly...

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    #3  Edited By Yanngc33

    So will smith works for an evil organization? Does that mean that mean that whiskey media is aperture?

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    #4  Edited By KarlPilkington

    This makes perfect sense.

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    #5  Edited By Hailinel

    I look forward to the next Makerbot episode, in which Makerbot will construct a portal gun.

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    #6  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @MaFoLu said:
    " Now, we all know everyone here loves mondays.
    So when I saw this I just had to show this horrible sacrilege of the holy day to you:
       I hate Mondays   
       I hate Mondays   
    Who at Aperture Science could bear to own such a horrendous cup?

    I investigated further and found another cup nearby, which could very well belong to Tested.com's own Will Smith:

     No coffee
     No coffee

    So, my theory is that since Will Smith drinks so much coffee, he needs two cups, and this never before seen footage of his "backup" cup, shows that he is a hater of mondays, and should therefore not be allowed within 5 miles of the Giant Bomb crew...
    Do you think the logic behind my theory checks out? If you don't, I will have to murder you... for science.
    "
    Those are super common coffee cups....check garfield...he has a I hate mondays coffee cup. 
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    #7  Edited By CptChiken

    just saying, but i dont like mondays...

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    #8  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    But since Will Smith works at Whiskey Media, does that mean that Whiskey Media is actually Aperture Laboratories? The website business is just a front for the diabolical science stuff? Maybe their office has a secret entrance to an underground network of laboratories where all the testing happens? IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!

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    #9  Edited By Dingofighter
    @The_Laughing_Man: Don't try to undermine my paranoid theories about coffee cups in video games!
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    #10  Edited By BulletproofMonk
    @MattyFTM said:
    " But since Will Smith works at Whiskey Media, does that mean that Whiskey Media is actually Aperture Laboratories? The website business is just a front for the diabolical science stuff? Maybe their office has a secret entrance to an underground network of laboratories where all the testing happens? IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!! "
    Move along, people. Nothing to see here.
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    #11  Edited By craigbo180
    @CptChiken said:
    " just saying, but i dont like mondays... "
    You love them?
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    #12  Edited By CptChiken
    @craigbo180 said:
    " @CptChiken said:
    " just saying, but i dont like mondays... "
    You love them? "
    no.
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    #13  Edited By RedEyesBlueBunny
    @CptChiken said:
    " @craigbo180 said:
    " @CptChiken said:
    " just saying, but i dont like mondays... "
    You love them? "
    no. "
    you don't...you don't really mean that, do you?
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    #14  Edited By badwhodo
    @CptChiken said:
    " @craigbo180 said:
    " @CptChiken said:
    " just saying, but i dont like mondays... "
    You love them? "
    no. "
    Would you like to shoo-ooo-ooo-oot the whole day down?
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    #15  Edited By CptChiken
    @RedEyesBlueBunny: I do mean that.

    @badwhodo: you sir, are not original.
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    #16  Edited By badwhodo
    @CptChiken: Neither was Geldof...

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