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    Portal 2

    Game » consists of 20 releases. Released Apr 19, 2011

    Portal 2 is the sequel to the acclaimed first-person puzzle game, carrying forward its love of mind-bending problems and its reckless disregard for the space-time continuum.

    The potatoes are leaving.

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    #1  Edited By Sin4profit

    If you check the "Glados@home" page it says:


    10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells
    11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated...
    11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...
    11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...
    11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...

    ...and the potatoes are now counting down...anyone know what this means? 


       
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    #2  Edited By Geno

    They mentioned something about the potatoes speeding up the process so I imagine that's what's happening now. Though, at the current rate it will take several hours to drain completely. 

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    #3  Edited By benjaebe
    @Sin4profit: It means the bars for the games are filling up faster and the game will probably be released by the end of the day. I liked their "pre-release lethality assessment" comment. Valve sure loves to troll. One of the guys who got "abducted" during the ARG is already in Portal 2.
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    #4  Edited By gjedwards

    do you recon that the potato count will reach zero when the countdown reaches zero?

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    #5  Edited By Brake
    @Geno said:
    " They mentioned something about the potatoes speeding up the process so I imagine that's what's happening now. Though, at the current rate it will take several hours to drain completely.  "
    People on the Steam forums and the ARG wiki calculated that about 10 hours.
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    #6  Edited By MachoFantastico

    Probably an automated sequence as we've already reached past 75 percent. I read that they increased the rate in which games like Killing Floor loaded earlier today due to the amount of players playing those games. 

    Say what you will about all this ARG stuff, I think it's been a fascinating experiment. Looks like it'll continue after the games release as theres a lot of stuff in Portal 2 itself that needs investigating. 

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    #7  Edited By KaosAngel

    If you do the math it's 12 hours for all of them to go down.  :|

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    #8  Edited By Taka
    @KaosAngel said:

    " If you do the math it's 12 hours for all of them to go down.  :| "

    Almost
     The Counter is reducing by 100 potatos every 8 Seconds.
    This equals 36.000 Seconds to "eats" 450.000 Potatos
    If the speed stays the same and my math isnt completly off the potatos reach Zero in 10 Hours
       

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    #9  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Taka: ....worst case it's out at midnight EST.  Same time people are getting it on console.  Not bad.
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    #10  Edited By gjedwards

    they could still reduce the time every time a game is complete aswell

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    #11  Edited By Sin4profit
    @benjaebe said:
    " @Sin4profit: It means the bars for the games are filling up faster and the game will probably be released by the end of the day. I liked their "pre-release lethality assessment" comment. Valve sure loves to troll. One of the guys who got "abducted" during the ARG is already in Portal 2. "
    so there are already people playing Portal 2? maybe that's what the NINE means after "active test subjects"
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    @Geno: About 2.7 hours from now if I'm not a dunce (which I probably am). 

    Edit: You have to multiply that by 4, I think.

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    #13  Edited By benjaebe
    @Sin4profit said:
    " @benjaebe said:
    " @Sin4profit: It means the bars for the games are filling up faster and the game will probably be released by the end of the day. I liked their "pre-release lethality assessment" comment. Valve sure loves to troll. One of the guys who got "abducted" during the ARG is already in Portal 2. "
    so there are already people playing Portal 2? maybe that's what the NINE means after "active test subjects" "
    Yup. The Portal 2 Facebook page has a picture of one of the guys (Ir1sh) playing P2 right now. If I'm not mistaken they all lived around Bellevue anyway.
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    #14  Edited By mracoon
    @KaosAngel: Well, stores open at midnight but people still have to go there and back. On the PC you could start playing as soon as they unlock it on Steam, assuming you've pre-loaded it already.
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    #15  Edited By MachoFantastico
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    #16  Edited By gike987

    Active test subjects also changed from zero to nine.

    Something is finally happening.

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    #17  Edited By AlexW00d

    Sucks that I'll be asleep when it does unlock (regardless of early or not) and then I'm not finishing work till late tomorrow. Still about 22 hours 'til I get to play. :(

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    #18  Edited By Enns

    During the potato overclock the bars seem to fill up a lot faster. So them being all gone would be a bad thing.. probably.

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    #19  Edited By Bravestar

    Hurry up countdown! We might get a midnight release! Just imagine what would have happened, if nobody followed the ARG and didn't buy/play all those indie games! We would have gotten a midnight release.

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    #20  Edited By finstern

    Potatoes speed is increasing was at -19000 now at -35100 an hour


    edit: now   @ -37493.6 Pt/h

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    #21  Edited By TwoLines

    "Potatoes per hour" should be he new way of measuring speed.

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    #22  Edited By ventilaator

    Why am I finding the thread title to be completely hilarious?

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    #23  Edited By thehowlingman

    Wow they are flying now.

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    #24  Edited By YoungFrey
    @ChineseTea said:
    " @Geno said:
    " They mentioned something about the potatoes speeding up the process so I imagine that's what's happening now. Though, at the current rate it will take several hours to drain completely.  "
    People on the Steam forums and the ARG wiki calculated that about 10 hours. "

    I just did an estimate based on 500 potatoes, and it's around 9 hours now.  Which is ~1AM PST.
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    #25  Edited By louiedog

    I just started pre-loading it on this computer. It's going to take about 3 hours. If they want to unlock it at around that time it's okay with me. I don't think it's going to happen though.

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    #26  Edited By Dingofighter

    I must learn how to Potato Overclock my PC!

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    #27  Edited By YoungFrey


    I expect there will be another push on the games when people get off work and out of class.  The potatoe countdown might very well be a way for Valve to ensure it releases by a certain point if the game playing failed to accomplish it.  They might be willing to "force" people to buy the other games, but they probably don't want them to fail at achieving an early launch. 

     

    Also, I found the new mascot for Portal 2.


     

     
     


     

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    #28  Edited By Yanngc33

    this has become such a clusterfuck

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    #29  Edited By GunslingerPanda

    FUCK IT, that's it, I'm buying it.


    Godamn hype getting to me.

    I'm confused because the steam page says 19 hours but that website says like 11? Unless the early release thing doesn't apply to the UK?
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    #30  Edited By razeeverything
    @Bravestar:  Yeah i had a hunch when this started it was just going to be a midnight release to not upset retailers.
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    #31  Edited By FourWude

    Pretentious drivel from Valve.

    Just release the game, if only to stop the nauseating PC fanboys from getting angry at having to wait a few more days.

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    #32  Edited By Bollard
    12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...  
     Latest update. Whatever the fuck that means. Why should I give a shit, Portal isn't available in Europe till thursday anyway...

    Edit: ...if you want a disc copy.
      

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    #33  Edited By ZimboDK
    @Chavtheworld said:
    " 12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...   Latest update. Whatever the fuck that means. Why should I give a shit, Europe doesn't get Portal till Thursday anyway. "
    You should have bought in on Steam then. My game (Denmark) unlocks in 19 hours (well, more like 10, depending on the potato count).
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    #34  Edited By Cloudenvy
    @Chavtheworld said:
    " 12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...   Latest update. Whatever the fuck that means. Why should I give a shit, Europe doesn't get Portal till Thursday anyway. "
    I don't know about everyone else..But my Portal 2 copy says it's unlocking tuesday even though I live in Europe.
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    #35  Edited By Bollard
    @ZimboDK said:
    " @Chavtheworld said:
    " 12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...   Latest update. Whatever the fuck that means. Why should I give a shit, Europe doesn't get Portal till Thursday anyway. "
    You should have bought in on Steam then. My game (Denmark) unlocks in 19 hours (well, more like 10, depending on the potato count). "
    @Cloudenvy said:
    " @Chavtheworld said:
    " 12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...   Latest update. Whatever the fuck that means. Why should I give a shit, Europe doesn't get Portal till Thursday anyway. "
    I don't know about everyone else..But my Portal 2 copy says it's unlocking tuesday even though I live in Europe. "
    My bad. I want a disc copy because my download speed is appalling (about an hour for 200mb). I didn't realise it unlocked early in Europe too. I retract my previous comment.
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    #36  Edited By jaqen_hghar
    @Chavtheworld: Yeah, it will unlock in 18 hours (Steam Client time) for me as well. Which means I will be able to play it tomorrow morning, since it will come out in 10 hours or so according to GLaDOS.

    I for one really enjoyed this ARG. Even the end. I only have two of the Potato Sack games, and I was away from my computer this weekend, so I didn't really contribute much. Four of the potatoes where mine though. And now they are disappearing.
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    #37  Edited By matt

    This thread title made me incredibly sad

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    #38  Edited By finstern
    @GunslingerPanda: 19 is the original launch time, glados@home includes the time we shaved off
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    #39  Edited By Sin4profit
    @YoungFrey: something strange about the countdown now...the default time reads (at this time) 17 hours until release and the new altered time reads 10 hours. logic would suggest that they're shaving an hour per game ( 7 games - 7 hours) BUT after the draining of potatoes, Audiosurf completed late (the 8th game) and doesn't seem to count towards the altered time. so i wonder if completing the few remaining games even matter at this point.

    @Matt said:
    " This thread title made me incredibly sad "

    i don't know if that's a good thing, or a bad thing, or a BAD thing.

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    #40  Edited By Seedofpower

    Wow some awesome early release. . . . I was hoping to play this game few days early.

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    #41  Edited By yinstarrunner

    I think the potatos are adding to the bars.  To me it seems like they just jumped up really quickly over the past 30 minutes or so.  Anyone else getting this?

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    #42  Edited By isomeri

    I think it's clear that Valve overestimated their fans, I'm sure they intended for the countdown to be finished sooner than this. Oh well, a learning experience for everyone involved I guess.

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    #43  Edited By crazyleaves
    @Seedofpower said:
    " Wow some awesome early release. . . . I was hoping to play this game few days early. "
    I think it's pretty awesome, but I have realistic expectations. 8)
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    #44  Edited By Mr_Skeleton
    @Chavtheworld said:
    "

                        @ZimboDK said:
    "

                        @Chavtheworld said:
    "

                        12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...   Latest update. Whatever the fuck that means. Why should I give a shit, Europe doesn't get Portal till Thursday anyway.

                       

                    "
    You should have bought in on Steam then. My game (Denmark) unlocks in 19 hours (well, more like 10, depending on the potato count).

                       

                    "
    @Cloudenvy said:
    "

                        @Chavtheworld said:
    "

                        12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...   Latest update. Whatever the fuck that means. Why should I give a shit, Europe doesn't get Portal till Thursday anyway.

                       

                    "
    I don't know about everyone else..But my Portal 2 copy says it's unlocking tuesday even though I live in Europe.

                       

                    "
    My bad. I want a disc copy because my download speed is appalling (about an hour for 200mb). I didn't realise it unlocked early in Europe too. I retract my previous comment.

                       

                    "

    You can preload it, meaning you download it now, and the moment it comes out you can play it.
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    #45  Edited By KaosAngel
    @yinstarrunner: It just boosts the bars up, it's on OC mode at the moment.  Once it's done and there's still a game or two left...it goes back at the normal pace.
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    #46  Edited By metal_mills

    So fucking typical it unlocks JUST as I'm going to work. :|

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    #47  Edited By Bollard
    @Mr_Skeleton: It unlocks in ten hours ish, right? If I started downloading this second, I might have finished downloading it by... about Wednesday at midnight? My internet sucks hard. I'm not sacrificing being able to use it to preload a game I could get a day later at that point.
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    #48  Edited By Arkanti
    @Chavtheworld said:

    " @Mr_Skeleton: It unlocks in ten hours ish, right? If I started downloading this second, I might have finished downloading it by... about Wednesday at midnight? My internet sucks hard. I'm not sacrificing being able to use it to preload a game I could get a day later at that point. "


    The Glados@Home countdown doesn't seem to take in short term boosts well, the other site I'm using estimates only 3 1/2 hours left. That is if we kept at the speed we were at an hour ago... which we aren't.
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    #49  Edited By GunslingerPanda
    @Chavtheworld said:
    " @Mr_Skeleton: It unlocks in ten hours ish, right? If I started downloading this second, I might have finished downloading it by... about Wednesday at midnight? My internet sucks hard. I'm not sacrificing being able to use it to preload a game I could get a day later at that point. "
    Yeah, I got shitty internet too. I just started downloading it and it miiight be done in time. Probably not though.
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    #50  Edited By OldManLight

    From what I've noticed its about 12.5 potatoes per second so I'm estimating 0030 EST it goes live.

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