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    Postal is a game franchise well known for being incredibly controversial. The games allow you to commit acts of mass violence, but this choice is ultimately left up to the player; you can be as insane or forgiving as you in yourself wish.

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    #1  Edited By Soap

    Just incase anybody was in any doubt that the Postal movie was a complete failure, the first 11 minutes of the movie have been uploaded to the internet for your viewing pleasure.

      
    Postal is out now on DVD. Thanks to Filmschoolrejects.com for the clip.


    I was curious when I heard this film was getting made as to how bad it could be, now I've seen the first 11 minutes, I don't think I want to see any more.

    What are your thoughts on this movie and it's director Uwe Boll?
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    #2  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

    Ugh...

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    #3  Edited By DualReaver

    Ohhhh, Uwe Boll you crack me up. :)

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    #4  Edited By PeanutGod

    XD - It does stay true to the game though, and how often can you say that?

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    You know, it was a bad movie, but it wasn't atrocious.
    I liked the guy who played Postal Dude, the chick from the coffee shop was hot and I'm a huge fan of Dave Foley (Not that big of a fan of the Dave Foley cock though).
    The scenes in Little Germany did show that Uwe isn't completely above poking fun at himself.
    On the other hand, it tries way too hard to be offensive. It just gets embarrassing. And way too much awful Family Guy-ish LOLRANDOM humour(Verne Troyer getting raped by monkeys? Seriously?)

    It had a few laughs that weren't at it's expense and was very true to the game. More than you can say about any other video game adaption that Dr Boll has made.

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    #6  Edited By ArchScabby

    It was probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and that's not a joke.

    But it did make me laugh too.  So I just don't get it.

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    #7  Edited By Unreal_dro

    i shut it off after that dumb 3 min long virgin joke.

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    Are you guys kidding me? That was fucking hilarious. Reminds me of The Onion Movie. I'll have to pick it up.

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    #9  Edited By _AUTOMATICDONKEY_

    Fans of the original PC game should enjoy it, not your standard film and movie student though, glad they kept the cat silencer in :) as for Uwe Boll..... its the best movie adaptation he has done and you gotta give the guy some credit for having the brass to joke about how he financed postal JA!

    Anyway , perfect place to ask yet again............. What's happening to postal 3 for Xbox - surely it cant be that offensive? come on guys i'm feeling the need to go crackers with a badger saw!!!!

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