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- Went to see favourite footy player in his 250th game, took my girlfriend with me
- The train was half an hour late, so by the time we got to the game it was already 1/4 of the way though
- As we walked in we heard the crowd cheer, favourite player had just scored and I missed it
- We buy chips and tomato sauce and get a seat
- Seagull shits on my new $100 coat and in my hair
- Girlfriend goes to put sauce on the chips, but for some reason squirts it all over my jeans, which were also new.
- I hadn't eaten all day and as soon as I went to take a chip, a seagull shit all over them
- Guy in front of me got seagull shit in his mouth, had to go and see a doctor
- Our team got absolutely thrashed and we lost. Started raining and hailing as soon as the game finished.
- Took almost three hours to get home when usually it takes 50 or so minutes

I have many friends that take or have taken steroids, I couldn't care less what they do as long as they're not being stupid about it and they follow proper precautions. For the record, none of them partake in sport anymore, even at an amateur level. Don't know anyone that has injected synthol though, no point really.

Stay safe errybody <3

I remember looking at all the shiny Pokemon cards in the glass cabinet at the toy shop. I wanted that Charizard so bad but it had a price tag of over $200 if I remember correctly. I didn't even bother asking for it, I knew it was too much to pay for a piece of cardboard. Mum felt sorry for me so she bought me one of those plastic card packs with about 10 cards in them, she got me the one with Charizard on the front. Mum was ranting and raving about how disgusting it was to sell shiny cardboard for hundreds of dollars, she wasn't angry, she was obviously just trying to make a point that it's too much money.

Then we got back in the car, I opened the pack, went through the cards and boom..there was Charizard. I just sat there staring at it like I was dreaming. Mum asked 'did you get anything nice?'
I nonchalantly replied 'Yeah, I got a charizard' as if I wasn't even bothered by it
Mum freaked out, 'WHAT?! SHOW ME!'

She suddenly became a pokemon fan and bought me plastic card covers and a huge folder to keep the cards in.

I felt like a god, I was one of the last boys to get pokemon cards in the year level. My first cards were given to me by some kid, the best one was a poliwhirl and I ignorantly traded it for a Staryu, eveyrbody laughed at me. Nek minnit I had a Charizard, Machamp, Gyarados, Nidoking, Venasaur, Poliwrath and quite a few more. Suck ma deeeeeeeeeeeek.

edit: Within a year or so from then I completed the collection of first 150 pokemon by merging my cards with my friend, not sure how the hell it happened now that I think about it, but the majority of our cards were doubles, so we nearly had 300 cards in total.

Relief! I'll probably get one sooner than I originally intended to now.

Will be the first Xbox I've owned, bring on Halo!

The PS4 being cheaper means I'll definitely get that first though.

I got a few of my games from England and a few South-East Asian countries.Only downside is I can't trade them in to Australian shops for credit.

Yep, confirmed day one.

Even after they said they'd make no changes? Oh dear...strong back pedal

I guess MS felt the pressure but at least they've done the right thing