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Everybody loves them. I love them too.
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You know that story about donuts and fraternities and photos delivered deliberately too late? I don't think Solid Snake could pull that one off. Or, rather, put it on.
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You probably couldn't run The System on one of these. I once heard a computer scientist describe the Cray Supercomputer he was in charge of as being faster turned off than a TRS-80. He might be right.
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One direction is on, the other is off, unless it's a three way switch, in which case either direction could be either.
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Up is north, I don't care what those Australians tell you.
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Remember the movie L.A. Confidential? It was awesome. Totally new and different, until you watched the noir from the 40s and 50s. Everything old is new again.
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Mostly I think you'd be really good at Scrabble.
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Words With Friends is better, which is weird, because you can only describe it as being, "Scrabble, but the board is different."
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On a triple letter score with a triple word score too... man, that would be sweet.
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Bioshock failed to explore the honey generating benefits of shooting bees from your hand.
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Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, so Scuba Gear is redundant.
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Worst. List. Ever. Also, the quest hasn't unlocked for some reason.
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Some people call it EverCrack because incremental rewards in the game can activate the release of dopamine in the brain, which human physiology uses as a reward mechanism. Some people can become addicted to this.
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Hos up, crack down.
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If it's a victimless crime then where's my wallet? HUH? IT WAS RIGHT HERE.
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Theft is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Like one of these in the night.
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You can see the bad guys better, but they can't see you. Well, if you have the right headgear. And they don't. Look, it's complicated.
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You down with NVG? Yeah, you know me.
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I think Ryan's gonna get paid.
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Sonar goggles are cool and all, but that submarine style ping has got to be less than subtle.
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I would like to have seen Montana.
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Football was better when I was in elementary school. At least, locally.
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The City by the Bay. No, not that bay in Maine. Shut up.
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Lobster tastes delicious, but I can't stand those judgemental eyes.
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Always bet on black.
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But when reading gambling spam that allegedly gives you the perfect money making scheme, remember that more than one of the fields is green too.
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Mowing lawns sucks.
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I don't mind vacuuming though. Something about it is soothing, just like playing Katamari.
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How come no one wants to play multi-player with me?
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They're good enough for me.
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Must not eat list item of day.
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I know a few overweight characters. Those guys are *crazy*.
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Hey there bitches. Raper guy here.
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But there is something rapier.
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I got raped on that one.
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Always bet on white.
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My coffee helps me win at games. Also, keeps sleeping away.
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Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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Don't have a cow, man.
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Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Rabbit version of one of my heroes.
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I once told my pre-school teacher that she was despicable. It's possible I was being unfair.
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Thrust! Parry! Ha!
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Maid Marion, more like MADE Marion, am I right?
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Cool and all, but all in all I'd rather have an M16.
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Or its non-union soviet equivalent.
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They play TFU in the FSU. OMG.
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I really liked it. Except for that one part.
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Intensify forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through.
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Full of tiny gerbils on treadmills.
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Rectum? Hell, it almost killed 'im!
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I see England. I see France.
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It's funtowear.
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Especially when made of silk.
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Although best not to think of wear it comes from. Like honey.
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Bugs could be doing more for us than crashing my Xbox.
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My PS3 hasn't crashed yet, though.
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Although this guy crashed to the ground a few times.
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And she can crash at my place anytime.
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I worry about her eyes, though.
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Programmed in multiple techniques.
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His head is buried near where I work. Couldn't find it though.
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Kept getting distracting by these a-holes, so naturally I inflated them to death.
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Note to babies: not for eating.
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Trust me on this. You won't like it.
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If flat land is so great, why is driving through Kansas so boring?
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Although this place was pretty nice. I had more fun there than in...
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I drove in on a Sunday, to be fair, but I got a serious Children of the Corn vibe.
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They're both more and less scary when you have some of your own.
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Crying gets the sad out.
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Unless you're just totally crazy, then you need...
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Word of advice: get the young one if you can.
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It might not be obvious which game I'm playing right now.
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Mostly because my Xbox Elite finally died.
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It's at the repair facility in Texas. I should get it back soon.
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Strike it down and it will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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When he was younger, he had hobbies like Trainspotting.
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Although, it's possible it was more about the heroin.
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Such a tragic waste. Of spoons.
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Barbie's preferred method of murder.
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She's a brick house. She's mighty, mighty. What a winning hand.
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Although, I heard she has pocket aces, if you know what I mean.
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I wonder what World War I vets thought of Snoopy.
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I've heard he enjoys gardening.
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Spiderman's girlfriend might also have been a fan. Or her parents.
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Smokin'.
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It's worse than banana mouth.
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First it goes in, then it goes out.
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Sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog.
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But without this wonderful stuff, it's just a tube of "beef".
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It's got everything but this.
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And goes good with this.
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Everybody loves it. I love it too.
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That last one should have unlocked it, but it says I'm on 71.
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Getting all the details right can be difficult.
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Or folks can just make the data hard to work with.
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The more code you have, the more you have to test.
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Unit testing is a good way to ensure as you fix bugs you're not creating new ones.
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