I got drunk and you will never believe what I woke up with
By alsnuts2 6 Comments
I was drunk in Walmart (it happens more than you would guess) and walking through the cheap bin of games and in that state and on that night... I just had to have Lips... 
Well I ended up meeting my buddy who informed me that the rest of the crew wasnt going to make it over that night. So i decided my impulse purchase might have to go back to the store the next day. Well 4-5 cocktails later we tore into that box faster than Douchbags tear open Akon CDs.
We were off and rockin.
The next morning I pretended to stay asleep for like an hour in hopes that the game would wake up and go to work or something. To my horror the game was still there and had cooked eggs. I have to admit we did have way more fun than I was expecting and I can see playing it again, Im just afraid I lost like 20 points of Street Cred and 10 points of cool. 2 Stats I have been grinding since middle school and every setback hurts that much more.
Update: I did a little research and there are 500 other GB users who have atleast played this game so Im not TOTALLY alone
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