No comment.

Maybe if there were cowboys, the game would be perfection. Not gay cowboys, though, real ones.
Also vikings.

Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys vs. Vikings.

Actually, better yet:

Pirate Cowboys vs. Ninja Vikings

Neo-pirate robot ninjas vs. demon Viking Cowboys of cthulu

beat that.

Neo-pirate robot ninja Batman vs. demon viking cowboy Superman of cthulu

Beaten.

Did they stretch the texture on those bricks to be edgy?

Ultimate neo-pirate robot ninja cyborg super saiyan 5 batman zombie vs. bloodthirsty hellspawn demon viking cowboy superman of cthulu with new spicy seasonings at the same great price.

Chuck Norris vs. Jesus

owned

@ Ravey

This game is pretty edgy. Totally hardcore.

BoG, Jean Claude Van Damme, Rambo, Stephen Segal, John McCain, and  Vin Diesel vs. Keanu Reeves, Chuck Norris, John Cena, Ghandi, Rocky Balboa, and Macauly Culkin