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#1  Edited By apeman
@RobbeR said:
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I don’t get people who buy cheap booze and get hammered."

I don't get you!
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#2  Edited By apeman
@artofwar420 said:
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I would totes get Civilization 5 (it's great and takes a few lessons from Rev). Other than that I'm not that knowledgable about turn based strat games.

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I'm not feeling Civ 5.  I don't have that kind of time. 
 
Not to mention, my laptop doesn't have a graphics card....
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#3  Edited By apeman

I love Civ Rev.  Is this game dead to everyone except me?
 
I love the streamlined play, and the serious challenge playing on Diety.  I especially appreciate that I can finish a game in 1.5 - 3 hours, meaning that unlike all other Civs, I actually have time to play this one.  Other traditional favorites of mine are Heroes of Might and Magic III and Culdcept Saga.  I also like sports games and good RPGs, whatever that's worth...  
 
So....anyone out there that shares my love of turn-based strategy?  What else might I like to play?  What am I missing out on?  I am limited to a 360 and old (as in GOG only) PC games.

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#4  Edited By apeman
@Brendan said:
" That's an awesome article, but it pains me that I had to be reminded of my failure to man-hug Leonardo Da Vinci.  I'm so stupid, stupid, STUPID. "
this was the final straw for me.
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#5  Edited By apeman
@EVO said:
" aka My Quest to Not Pull Out All of My Hair, right? "
This won't end well.
 
Best case scenario?  The OP is crowned best SMB player in the universe, at which point OP wishes for a year or two of the best years of his life back.
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#6  Edited By apeman
@astromanz said:
" @apeman said:
" @astromanz said:   "...the greatest interactive experience since masturbation. "  famous words of the eternal virgin. "
ur like a mobile ammo factory. "
@astromanz said:
" @apeman said:
" @astromanz said:   "...the greatest interactive experience since masturbation. "  famous words of the eternal virgin. "
ur like a mobile ammo factory. "
If by mobile, you mean "stationary," and if by ammo factory, you mean "sent from the future to point out that astromanz is a tard," then yes, I am like a mobile ammo factory.
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#7  Edited By apeman
@astromanz said: 
 "...the greatest interactive experience since masturbation. "
 
famous words of the eternal virgin.
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#8  Edited By apeman
@astromanz said:
" i DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS..........................BUT IM HOPING THIS THREAD DOESN'T DESOLVE INTO A "SEA OF CHAOS"  "
Is "desolving" when you have a perfectly good solution to a problem and then you fuck it all up?
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#9  Edited By apeman
@Jack268 said:
" @apeman said:
" you have likely provided all the necessary evidence of some sort of mental illness.  "
A fondness for collecting statistics about your life is a mental illness? I suppose everyone who has a clear cut budget is a nutter then. "
nice try.
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#10  Edited By apeman
@Inkerman said:
" Seriously? You're complaining about how the American Government influences America? Why don't you see the influence it has on other countries and you'll see why foreigners don't like America very much. "
I'm curious where you're going with this.  You seem to think American government has more influence on foreign countries than on America?
 
I think our corporate influence is much more visible and pervasive on other countries.