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First post.  New to the site.  Apparently a new profile comes with a friend named ZombiePie which is both delightful and horrifying.  It seems like Giant Bomb is the right place to be.

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First post.  New to the site.  Apparently a new profile comes with a friend named ZombiePie which is both delightful and horrifying.  It seems like Giant Bomb is the right place to be.

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@Asteroth:  Welcome. Enjoy your stay.
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Welcome to the site. Hope you like it here. Be sure to check out our Rules & FAQ's in this thread.

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@Asteroth: When you sign up and become friends with ZombiePie it means you've won the Hallowe'en prize. 
 
Welcome.
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Welcome! Now go about your business. 

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ZombiePie is a good guy. Here's a picture of his hair with a bird's nest in it.
 

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Welcome man!

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Welcome to the site. Also, I hope ZombiePie sees this.

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@Asteroth said:
"  Apparently a new profile comes with a friend named ZombiePie which is both delightful and horrifying.  "
lol. Indeed.
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I'm sure he's a nice guy, it's just that the name is sickly fascinating.  One is forced to imagine a pretty disgusting pastry.  One that I want no part of personally, yet am kind of glad that it exists.... if you know what I mean.  It means someone, somewhere, is doing good works so long as those works stay as far away from me as possible.

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Welcome to the party...

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@Asteroth: Hey duder, welcome to the site :) Thanks for providing an opportunity for me to complete a quest!
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@Claude said:
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So that's where it went.
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Welcome to the site. It would probably help if you watch this incredibly informative video about giant bomb.   
 

 

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Welcome

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@Asteroth Do you love me?
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@NekuSakurba I like you, but I don't LIKE like you.  We should be good friends!

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@Asteroth:  Welcome to a pure slice of heaven on the web.
  
  
You have found it. You are part of it. Welcome to the Bomb.
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@Asteroth said:
" @NekuSakurba I like you, but I don't LIKE like you.  We should be good friends! "
 
Click Reply or Quote in the comment, otherwise, your post might go unanswered. Try mine to practice. Just hit Quote below these words and to the right.
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@Claude:   ooooh fancy.  How helpful!  Thanks
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Hey there boyo 
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@Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   Who's the man? Claude is the man.
Why thank you.
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@Claude said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   Who's the man? Claude is the man.
Why thank you. But everyone knows I'm not half as awesome as you.  Don't be so modest! "
Wow Claude, I don't think I've ever gotten such a warm welcome!  I'm impressed with this community so far.
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@Asteroth:  You'll fit in well here.
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@Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :)
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@Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid. 
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@W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid.  "
Oh god no.
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@Claude said:
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid.  "
Oh god no. "
Embrace it, Claude. Your life will be better if you just accept it.
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@Claude said:

" @W0lfbl1tzers said:

" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
 Embrace it, Claude. Your life will be better if you just accept it.  "
Oh god YES! "
Things just took a strange turn here...
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@W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Claude said:
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid.  "
Oh god no. "
Embrace it, Claude. Your life will be better if you just accept it. "
Not gonna do it, not gonna do it, fuck, I clicked. 
 
The pyramid doesn't work on some browsers, FYI. IE sucks for pyramids. Well, the last time I checked. I'm Firefox.
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@Claude said:
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Claude said:
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid.  "
Oh god no. "
Embrace it, Claude. Your life will be better if you just accept it. "
Not gonna do it, not gonna do it, fuck, I came. "
Um hmm.
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I'm not in the pyramid :I. Anyway, welcome duder^^

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@mylifeforAiur said:
" I'm not in the pyramid :I. Anyway, welcome fellow duder^^ "
Ooooh, you want to start our own sexy little pyramid?
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@Ragdrazi said:
" @mylifeforAiur said:
" I'm not in the pyramid :I. Anyway, welcome fellow duder^^ "
Ooooh, you want to start our own sexy little pyramid? "
This is actually pretty exciting! Feels like it should be illegal or something^^
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@Ragdrazi said:

" @Claude said:

" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Claude said:
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid.  "
Oh god no. "
Embrace it, Claude. Your life will be better if you just accept it. "
Not gonna do it, not gonna do it, fuck, I came. "
Um hmm. "
Wow... just... wow.  What a show!
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@mylifeforAiur said:
" @Ragdrazi said:
" @mylifeforAiur said:
" I'm not in the pyramid :I. Anyway, welcome fellow duder^^ "
Ooooh, you want to start our own sexy little pyramid? "
This is actually pretty exciting! Feels like it should be illegal or something^^ "
oooooh, let's see how big we can get it.
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@Asteroth said:
" @Ragdrazi said:

" @Claude said:

" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Claude said:
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid.  "
Oh god no. "
Embrace it, Claude. Your life will be better if you just accept it. "
Not gonna do it, not gonna do it, fuck, I came. "
Um hmm. "
Wow... just... wow.  What a show! "
Oh yeah you'll definitely fit in well here. 
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@Tactical_Kill said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Ragdrazi said:

" @Claude said:

" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Claude said:
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Claude:   I think I'm pretty adaptable :) "
Learn to love the quote pyramid.  "
Oh god no. "
Embrace it, Claude. Your life will be better if you just accept it. "
Not gonna do it, not gonna do it, fuck, I came. "
Um hmm. "
Wow... just... wow.  What a show! "
Oh yeah you'll definitely fit in well here.  "
But will I fit in well there.
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@Asteroth:  I am so sorry. I hope you don't wake up to find 100 PMs in your inbox.
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We also must show him some of the more amazing things this community has done. Also you may learn something about your friend Claude.
 
  

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@Claude said:
" @Asteroth:  I am so sorry. I hope you don't wake up to find 100 PMs in your inbox. "
Luckily I'm still up, so there's no surprise anything going into any boxes!
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@Tactical_Kill: 
 
Yep, I love to fucking curse, and Giant Bomb allows me to say any motherfucking thing I want. Within reason, of course. Freedom, freedom on the forums.
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@Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked.
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@Claude said:
" @Tactical_Kill:   Yep, I love to fucking curse, and Giant Bomb allows me to say any motherfucking thing I want. Within reason, of course. Freedom, freedom on the forums. "
That's one hell of a song.  lol
 
@Ragdrazi said:
" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "

Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there.
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@Asteroth said:
@Ragdrazi said:
" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "
Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "
You're in your number one source on the web!
 
Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations.
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@Ragdrazi said:
" @Asteroth said:
@Ragdrazi said:
" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "
Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "
You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "
That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense.
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Welcome to the site!

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@Asteroth said:
" @Ragdrazi said:
" @Asteroth said:
@Ragdrazi said:
" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "
Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "
You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "
That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "
Monkey butters!
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@Ragdrazi said:
" @Asteroth said:
" @Ragdrazi said:
" @Asteroth said:
@Ragdrazi said:
" @Claude: Yeah, I can't wait till this guy discovers how naked the cartoon pussy is on here. It's balls of naked. "
Balls of naked you say?  I want to go to there. "
You're in your number one source on the web!  Don't believe me? Just Google "Naked Cartoon Pussy" and be sure to leave that in quotations. "
That's an ominously specific search.  However, I accept your challenge good sir.  I think we all know that we wouldn't be involved in this conversation if any of us had any sense. "
Monkey butters! "
.... Monkey butters?  Can't say I'm familiar with that term.