asylumrunner

I don't mean to poke a hole in the entire premise but from word 1 Evil Uno sounds like the most polite and pleasant human being

This email section was a goddamn disaster, I'm going to go reup my Premium, glad to have you back Ben

DUMPTRUCK

New Show Coming To Giant Bomb: We Send Jason's Amputated Toe To PSA And Get It Graded

Jan describing Mario Golf and just accidentally stumbling into progressively worse double entendres is just absolute *chef's kiss*

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There is maybe nothing more Giant Bomb than pivoting from earthshattering heartbreaking news to Jeff tasting a conceptually disgusting energy drink

fast forward to six months from now where Jan's cracking a pack of Digimon cards just to feel something

I would fuck The Noid

Vinny I'm wishing you a swift and flawless recovery, congrats on sounding like Casey Kasem

Jeff "Look At That Corn" Gerstmann