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The Perfect Foods for Consumption While Gaming

Games are cool, and so is the act of consuming food. There is a conflict of interest, however, when something is hard to eat or doesn't have enough taste points to warrant removing your hand from the controller during even the slowest of JRPGs. I have compiled a list of the things I'd be willing to eat while playing a game. Things are graded by flavor points and swift eating points out of a hundred. Points can be variable. This list is short because I'm lazy.

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  • Nature's salty candy. It alone has the power to bring people together after years of feuding. In strip format, it's easy to eat and definitely high in the taste value. Bacon also has the versatility to be crushed and garnished on other snacks I'd be willing to eat. The only problem with bacon is that it's so transcendent you may lose focus on the game.<BR><BR>

    FLAVOR RANGE: 94 - 100<BR>

    SWIFT EATING RANGE: 86 - 100

  • They go well with just about everything, or with just about anything savory on top of them. Chili, cheese, bacon, and spicy seasonings to save a few. While adding other ingredients lowers swift eating points, because now you require a fork. But holy shit, chili cheese fries with bacon! The quality of the fries severely effects the outcome of topping combos, as crappy fries can't really be fixed.<BR><BR>

    FLAVOR RANGE: 73 - 94<BR>

    SWIFT EATING RANGE: 70 - 97

  • A cousin of fries and toppings, nachos have just as many if not more options. Usually, the flour/corn tortilla chip has much more structure than the french fry bundle, so swiftness in eating is much higher. Pile it with meat and cheese, or they aren't "nachos". Sorry, kid, your bowl of salsa doesn't turn your Tostito's bag in to "nachos". Swiftness value degrades to nothing with time, as the chips get soggy with awesome and eventually unappetizing.<BR><BR>

    FLAVOR RANGE: 84 - 98<BR>

    SWIFT EATING RANGE: 1 - 89

  • Human's candy, made by slaves in factories. Misfortune never tasted so good. In it's various shapes and incarnations, candy is normally very swiftly eaten. If the candy has no wrapping, swift eating to flavor ratio is extremely high. This, of course, is only prominent if you have a sweet tooth perk, otherwise treat it like a basic snack. Be cautious of diabetes, though.<BR><BR>

    FLAVOR RANGE: <BR>

    WITH PERK: 97 - 100 <BR>

    WITHOUT: 20 - 95<BR>

    SWIFT EATING RANGE:<BR>

    WITH WRAPPER: 1 - 65<BR>

    WITHOUT: 58 - 100

  • If you're going to be in front of a TV, chips may as well accompany you in your adventures. He boasts many class skills like two flavors in one bag, or baked rather than fried, or a myriad of flavors. He is your jack of all trades snack party member, never excelling or falling behind in the world of feeding your face. Whether they are served in a bag or a bowl effects swift eating values, also, the amount of flavoring that is transferred on to your fingers and ultimately your pant leg.<BR><BR>

    FLAVOR RANGE: 19 - 83<BR>

    SWIFT EATING RANGE: <BR>

    IN BAG: 32<BR>

    IN BOWL: 87<BR>
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