Benny's Random-Ass 2010 Awards
Ignore the order.
List items
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Best game not actually played by Benny:
I haven't played it, but somehow I can't shake this feeling that I've watched somebody else play through it online... twice.
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Best use of mini-guns:
You can use a mini-gun as a regular primary weapon... and you can upgrade it to hold 400 fucking rounds. AND YOU CAN USE IT IN SLOW MO
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Most huggable videogame character:
(Enslaved)
I get that you're scared... You miss your family. We're being chased by robots. A fat bastard keeps hitting on you, but... can I just hug you, please? Please?
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Best out-of-body experience:
SPOILERS
The section where you control a Little Sister was wonderful and adorable. And creepy.
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Biggest reality check:
(Xbox Live Arcade)
Yo, this game was way more fun on the Nintendo 64 :(
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Craziest default setting:
The music is deactivated by default. Wh-?
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Best named videogame character:
(Fallout: New Vegas)
GET IT?
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Biggest "That's what she said" moment:
(Sarah Weintraub, Vault 21 Gift Shop)
"My Vault runs deep and wide!"
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Best rare weapon:
(Battlefield: Bad Company 2)
So this weapon never got produced IRL. It has a break-open frame with an automatic ejector. Meaning you "break" it open and the spent casings fly out. THAT SHIT IS AWESOME.
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Best use of scopes:
You like 4x scopes right? Alright, we'll let you put it on almost everything. M60? Sure. Uzi? Yo bro make it gangsta. M95? Good luck with that. SPAS-12? GTFO!
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