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Weird things that have happened to me today.

I was walking to my class and this weird old asian lady walked up to me and said "Good luck on your finals"

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I was like "Errr....Thank You!" (Keeps walking)

Then she said "Hang in there!"

(Walks faster)

Anything out of the ordinary happen to you guys today?

The day isn't even over yet! I'll add more if some other stuff happens.

Also, there's a really annoying gnat that refuses to leave me alone. I told him to go away and he won't. What a jerk.

There was a spider staring at me earlier too. I told him to take a picture it would last longer. I guess he got the message because he crawled under a door.

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I disagree with the thread on Lady Gaga and the Illuminati.

This is why:

The beast does not wear a crown of eleven horns. He wears a crown of five because the bear slept with the pig and trees blew to the east. Thus, we end up with the demon of five horns. If the bear was to eat the pig and the trees were to blow to the west then we would have the demon with eleven horns. The fact that Facebook was greedy and dug too deeply is irrelevant to the creation of the demon. Now if you were to say that Facebook was climbing to the troposphere and was greedily consuming the epifauna then we would have a problem. If you were to tell me that the moon looked like a pickle and the stars were shrouded in darkness then I would also believe that Facebook was greedy and dug too deeply. Only when the windowman washes the windows and the doorknob turns to the left will the demon be no more.

What are your thoughts? Do you believe that users who clutter the forum with misinformation over the beast should be fed to Jeff and Vinny? Does anyone really care about Lady Gaga and the Illuminati anymore?

What do you guys think about this:

The Russians decided to send a space probe on an interplanetary mission. Unfortunately instead of looking for martians on the planet "Phobos" it may be heading back to Earth (As in crashing back to earth)

The probe had LIFE (Living Interplanetary Life Experiment) on it. Which was a bunch of small organisms that can tolerate the atmosphere in space. They will be lost too when the probe crash lands.

Here are the links: http://life.time.mk/read/1688da7142/68417371ff/index.html - Discovery News.

Here be another link: http://life.time.mk/read/1688da7142/58c96b6ed2/index.html - BBC.

Do you think we should expand into space? Should we continue sending monkeys into space? Do you think sending these monkeys into space is animal cruelty? Do we even still send monkeys into space?

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My Username.

My Username came from an awesome short film called "BlinkyTM." The film is about a boy and his relationship with the robot that he's always wanted. I highly recommend watching it if you guys have some spare time. I think it's only a few minutes long. Here's the short version though:

I'll let you guess whose blood that is.

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My story entry (Off Topic story thing)

One day Jeremy was reading his newspaper. It was a day just like any other day. He slurped his slurpee that he got along with his paper at 7/11. Why 7/11 you ask? Well, because it was close to his house. Why a slurpee you ask? Because while Jeremy was ordering coffee a thought came to him ~What if....~ Jeremy was unable to finish his thought because at that very moment a shady looking midget sidled up next to him. Jeremy thought nothing of this short man, he even gave him a friendly "Hi, How ya doin'?" The man looked up at him with his beady little eyes and said "Are you Jeremy?" A little worried Jeremy said "How do you know my name?" The man answered "It says it on the back of your Jersey." Jeremy (Feeling a little foolish) responded "Oh. Haha." Jeremy was wondering why it was taking so long to get his coffee. Looking at his cup, he realized he had not pushed the button...before he could, he noticed that the strange little midget was gone. Jeremy wondered where he could've gone in such a hurry. He looked around the dairy section, and up/down every row but he couldn't find him. Tired of this ordeal Jeremy decided that it was time to go. Going back to the coffee machine he noticed something was amiss, there was no longer any electricity going into the machine. Jeremy searched for someone he could complain to...he was getting more than a little angry with this 7/11. Finally Jeremy found the man at the cash register...The man was sitting slumped in his chair as if he was asleep. Jeremy was nervous now, he slowly inched up to the man at the cash register. Poking the man didn't work, so Jeremy decided to poke him a little harder....still nothing. Jeremy knew it was in his best interest to leave but his curiosity outweighed his fear and he wanted to see what was wrong with this man. Jeremy grabbed the mans shoulder and hoisted him up - LJABFOUF! - said the man. It turns out he really was asleep, once again, Jeremy felt foolish. After apologizing to the man Jeremy explained that there was a problem with the Coffee Machine, that there was no power. The man said "That's strange, I'll go check it out for you." Jeremy waited by the cash register but the man never came back. Jeremy was now getting thirsty and he really wanted some of that 7/11 coffee, nothing else would do. So, he decided to check on the man to see if he needed any help. The man was no longer there, Jeremy searched up and down the aisles but couldn't find him. Going into the back offices Jeremy was greeted by a horrendous sight. The man he was talking to earlier was sitting on the toilet and a rather foul noise was emanating from his bowels. Disgusted Jeremy decided that it really was time to go. He went back to the coffee machine (Which the man had fixed) and got himself a cup. After he filled the cup Jeremy waited for what seemed like hours for the man to surface. By now, the entire 7/11 was engulfed in the horrific smell. The man finally appeared from the back room, Jeremy reached for his wallet and realized that it wasn't there. That dastardly little midget had stolen his wallet! Not having enough money for coffee, Jeremy decided to buy a slurpee and newspaper instead (Cheap newspaper and small slurpee instead of large coffee. I know, Jeremy doesn't make sense right?) On his way home, Jeremy saw that devious little midget on the sidewalk. He stopped his car right next to the man, Jeremy threatened the man and got a crowbar from the back of his car. That sniveling wretch of a man just kept walking and paid no attention to Jeremy. Jeremy stomped up to the man and asked him why he had stolen his wallet....no response. Jeremy, with a mighty blow, brought the crowbar down on the mans head....it made a sickening -THWOMP!- as it shattered the back of the mans skull. Jeremy was terrified, he frantically searched the back pockets of the corpse for his wallet but couldn't find it...a pool of blood was forming now. Jeremy turned the man over and to his horror....it was a little boy. He bolted to his car and screeched away. When he got home he decided he had to calm his nerves. Were there any witnesses? Did anyone see his car pulling away? These were questions Jeremy did not wish to answer at this time. So he sat down and slurped his slurpee and read his newspaper. The Headlines read "HOME INVASION MURDERS NOW REACH AN ALL TIME HIGH!" -BLAM- Jeremy always wondered what it felt like to die. It turns out that while Jeremy was at 7/11, the midget had gathered his crew and they were in the middle of cleaning Jeremy's house out when he got home. When they heard his car screech up to the driveway they hid and waited for the opportune moment. Poor Jeremy, was now just another statistic on a long list of home invasion murders.

Headlines the next day read "Young Boy brutally murdered on the sidewalk in front of his home!" There was no mention of Jeremy and as the days wore on the crime was soon forgotten and Jeremy wasted into nothingness.

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