BrainSonata

Some little shit and his friends were screaming at me when he challenged me to a one on one in MW2... I only ever played the game to troll people and just spammed knives and always got crazy Kill/Death ratios so he messages me calling me a "faggot cunt dick, play me one on one I'll fucking own you you little prick" and all his mates in the background were going "YEAH HE'S GONNA OWN YOU NOOB"

So, I set up a lobby with just me and him and set it to headshots only without telling him, I ran around with the AA12 shotgun obviously killing him instantly every time, he was screaming "WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CHEATER YOU'VE GOT AN AIMBOT NOOB" all his mates going apeshit in the background too.

So due to his protests against my mad shotgunning skills I started using the pistols and continued headshotting him whilst he sprayed his dumb ACR or some shit. He continued to call me all the generic XBL names under the sun.

I win and forget about it. About an hour later I get a party invite from the same guy and he starts saying "Hi (Gamertag) I'm sorry for getting so mad and swearing so much, my mum heard me and is making me apologise" and then I heard his mum say "good" before he cuts off.

Day. Made.

(Blame typos on iPad if there is any)

Guild Wars 2.

La Nausée.

Balancing is when it happens to other players, nerfing is when it happens to you

"Black for Africa and Yellow for Asia"

Ouch.

@BrainSonata: I tried to warn you man. Its a dark road that leads to nowhere.

Probably because you wash them so much!

@BrainSonata said:

@Morrow I literally have no issues with women, I like to kiss them and touch their boobs and bums.

If you're not just trolling, you really need to reassess your relationship with the opposite sex.

My only problem is when they start acting like they're hard done by. I hate girls who refer to themselves as "Girl Gamers" instead of just being a fucking gamer. Gender doesn't mean shit, unless you mention it because you deliberately want people to know you're a girl. Normally because you crave the attention of virgin nerds.

You've basically just said that anyone who admits their gender in a gaming context is just doing it for attention, and that any woman who acts like the gaming community (or society at large?) isn't completely fair to them should shut up and deal with it. Again, you've got problems.

You're one of those people. I don't care about this story, I think it's hilarious that it's classed as newsworthy, funnier too is that you got so annoyed by my lighthearted comment that you've had a (few) pages long argument with me about generally nothing worthwhile. I'm not making all women seem like objects or any of that dumb shit, I made a fucking joke. She isn't brave, she isn't selfless, she isn't even a plump bitch, she's just an average sized girl who took a photo that some retards got out of hand over (arguably, one of them being you) Now stop it.

It takes two to have an argument. Don't pretend that acting like you don't care after the tide turns against you is a graceful exit.

I knew this was a good idea.