Some little shit and his friends were screaming at me when he challenged me to a one on one in MW2... I only ever played the game to troll people and just spammed knives and always got crazy Kill/Death ratios so he messages me calling me a "faggot cunt dick, play me one on one I'll fucking own you you little prick" and all his mates in the background were going "YEAH HE'S GONNA OWN YOU NOOB"
So, I set up a lobby with just me and him and set it to headshots only without telling him, I ran around with the AA12 shotgun obviously killing him instantly every time, he was screaming "WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CHEATER YOU'VE GOT AN AIMBOT NOOB" all his mates going apeshit in the background too.
So due to his protests against my mad shotgunning skills I started using the pistols and continued headshotting him whilst he sprayed his dumb ACR or some shit. He continued to call me all the generic XBL names under the sun.
I win and forget about it. About an hour later I get a party invite from the same guy and he starts saying "Hi (Gamertag) I'm sorry for getting so mad and swearing so much, my mum heard me and is making me apologise" and then I heard his mum say "good" before he cuts off.
(Blame typos on iPad if there is any)