Butler

I have a secret I found that I will share with you guys. I just give girls exorbitant amounts of money and they find me attractive. I don't have to bathe, be nice, or have any redeemable human qualities. What's even better I don't even have to get out of my car to pick up woman I'm that good. I just drive up to a corner of a street usually in the middle of the night. Pro tip right there for ya, you don't have to go to bars or clubs or learn how to dance or wear pants to pick up girls you just find them hanging out on street corners. I'm curious about what they do for a living because they're always just loitering on the street corner but far be for me to judge what people do in their free time. I guess I'm just more sophisticated with my water polo and turtle riding hobbies. To each their own I guess.

@Sneeze said:

@Kerned said:

I have to admit that I thought Funky Barn looked pretty alright.

Shit. Am I losing it? Is Giant Bomb driving all of us mad?

Yeah that's the part that kinda scares me aswell.. I mean there were what? 2500 people watching Jeff play Funky Barn :S

I actually was like you know this would be a fun game to just unwind and relax after a long day with. The fact you can name and customize all your animals is kinda cool. I like small things like that.

I threw some calmer music because you'd be surprised how much fun it can be to waste some people to relaxing shit. For me at least it is fun. ^^

@TurboMan said:

This thread again! I'm sure nobody is going to bad mouth anyone based on their beliefs.

I don't like your belief that no one will bad mouth other people based on their beliefs and I don't like you! I'm bad mouthing you good sir in front of all the denizens of this fine community! Good day!

Vahnu!

It's sitting in Jeff's house unhooked....to all of our collective dismay.

There might be hope for it.

We are all gods.

I came here for Christmas hats and I've yet to see one person wearing one. Where is your shame?

Marriage in this country is a joke anyhow. So I'm not bothered by it. In fact I expect it and almost encourage people at that level to sleep around. Do you guys have any idea how stressful those jobs are? And sex is an awesome stress reliever.

For a while I thought the whole marriage scandals that happen time and time again in this country are just some cover up for something really bad that they did. Like this dude just murdered an orphanage but the American public wouldn't be able to handle it, so they just repackage his mistake into an affair. It's more palatable that way.

No, throw off your shackles.

I feel like being crotchety and a Luddite today.