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Bwast

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#1  Edited By Bwast

Can she cook? If so tell her I'll be over in a minute. Good, authentic bulgogi is so hard to come by. It's been 10 years since I've been to Korea but I can still taste that heavenly bulgogi. Man I'm hungry.

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#2  Edited By Bwast

It's not like he's going to answer real questions. He'll cherry pick softballs and hope to snatch up a few votes from basement dwellers and ignoramuses who didn't even care about the election to begin with.

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#3  Edited By Bwast

I had an issue when trying to get the item from homeless guy's pack. It locked up for a good 10 seconds and when it came back, I had no cursor and the camera was slowly zooming out. I quit out to the main menu and continued from the last autosave and was able to continue fine. The whole episode is shit performance wise. I'm on PS3 and I've had a ton of frame rate issues and a few audio bugs(speech not matching the lip-syncing.). The other episodes have had their moments but this one is a different beast. At least that's how I experienced it.

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#4  Edited By Bwast

Is this about Jeff not dodging or is it about Jeff not liking the game?

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#5  Edited By Bwast

Hello again, gentlemen and ladies, it's time for another horror movie. This week's movie isn't exactly scary but it does spoof some horror cliches in a fun way so I dunno. I didn't have much time to watch movies this week and this was all I watched so deal with it.

The movie was Tucker and Dale vs Evil. No trailer this week since the ones I found gave too much away.

I'm torn. The first half is amazing. The second half kinda crawls up its own ass and by the end it starts using some old horror movie cliches. It's hard to talk specifically. They spoof bad horror movies, basically. And by bad I mean formulaic. In the first 5 minutes I was strapping in for a piece of shit movie with piss poor characters, ABC plot structure and shoddy acting. It's not that at all. It has some decent laughs, nice characters and a little bit of heart. My favorite character is Tucker, played by Firefly alumni Alan Tudyk(the pilot). He's an unpretentious countryman who likes to fish, drink beer and hang out with his buddy. What's not to like? The whole cast is decent with some minor exceptions. I didn't care for the female lead much. Small complaint.

Like I said, I'm torn. I really like the first half but the second isn't quite up to that standard. One day it might be 3 and others it might be 4. It depends on which half I remember first. Today I'm thinking about how much I like the first half, so here it is:

4 hillbilly psychopaths out of 5. Check it out for some good laughs. It's especially good if you've seen a decent amount of slasher films. Enjoy!

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#6  Edited By Bwast

Go into the BIOS and check temps to make sure heat isn't the issue.

If I had to guess, I'd say you have a busted hard drive.

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#7  Edited By Bwast

I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom. And I never got caught neither!

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#8  Edited By Bwast

@AssInAss said:

Oh yeah this movie that I've never got around to watching even when it got festival critical acclaim. The guys are chavs with knives, right?

Chavs with knives indeed.

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#9  Edited By Bwast

Here we are again, boys and girls. Time to turn out the lights, turn up the volume and GET NAKED...or, at the very least, watch this movie.

The movie in question is Eden Lake. trailer

A young couple go camping at a beach. They meet a gang of young punks that play their rap music too loud, smoke and swear. Eventually things get out of hand and the couple are in mortal danger.

It's pretty good. It's a little weird how terrible things get after one accident. Shit goes from bad to worse to fucked up to what the shit is going on. It's an extremely grim movie, I felt like shit after it was over. Good acting, directing. I liked it. Check it out if you can stomach depressing horror movies. It might actually be too much for some people.

I give it 4 cars that won't start out of 5.

Side note: I watched Hunger Games yesterday. I thought that movie was supposed to be good? The only bright spot was the lead actress. She's good. The rest was blehhh.

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#10  Edited By Bwast

I had the battle music thing happen to me. You can force vsync through Nvidia control panel(or CCC if you have ATI). Gets rid of tearing.

I have one where the green lights that open doors don't always work on the first try. I have to keep moving the thing back and forth and eventually it'll work. I also used to have a bug that backing out of a menu would sometimes bring me to a grey screen and I'd have to restart the game. I've played 15 hours now and it hasn't happened for the last 11. It happened a ton in the first 4 hours though. There was a patch shortly after the game came out so maybe they fixed it.