• Date joined:2010-04-10
  • Alignment:PC
  • Points:48 Points

Swingin' single Capstan is a remarkable study in contrasts: He is debonair, yet sensitive; bald, yet sexy; a pipe-smoker, yet heterosexual. He obsesses constantly over his many writing and coding projects, but still finds the time to pour almost 1000 hours into Mass Effect, all while maintaining his world-class collection of potato pancakes. Sorry, ladies; Capstan walks a lonesome, tormented road through that vast safari park we call Life.