Well that was embarassing...
By CaptainObvious 5 Comments
Hello my fellow comrades.
Today I bought Super Street Fighter IV, swayed by all the reviews and my itch to play some fighting game. And boy, I haven't played one since MK4. On Pc.
Played some Arcade mode, did some trials, it was all fun and games, but then I hit Xbox Live Battle button. And boy, was I destroyed...
Got my first game in with Ryu vs Juri. I lost, but put up a good fight. Kind of. Okay, I spammed fireballs. For the second game I decided to go with Dudley. And I got completely destroyed. She perfected me for the first round, in the second I got lucky with the Machine Gun Blow. I felt so embarassed after that, a critical hit to my e-peen. I'm propably overreacting, but that was just horrible. I didn't expect to just jump in and win but DAMN. FUCK. ASS. MOTHERHUMPER. PILLS. JOHN SHAFT'S ACTION FIGURE.
So yeah. I just felt the need to make a blog about it. It's not a big deal, but I was never completely destroyed online, even in RTSes, it's quite a unique experience. To make this blog worth your bandwidth, here's the John Shaft action figure:
