ch3burashka

what a mess we made when it all went wrong

I preordered day 1, have yet to get a "order shipped" message. I'm a sucker for new controllers - damn near bought an Ouya just for the controller. Too bad it sucked.

Right now I'm mainly using a PS4 controller via InputMapper, and while it functions perfectly, the actual Bluetooth connectivity is touchy as shit. I don't know what the problem is - sometimes it works great through the computer and through a wooden desk, sometimes I need perfect line of sight to avoid 200ms lag.

That's pretty effing great. This'll be at least a chapter in the book covering games in the 21st century.

I don't know what NYE is. Is that the Bill Nye Conference?

I didn't ask for it to happen, and I didn't ask for it to be shut down.

WHY DID NO ONE CONSULT ME

I think... I think I'm going to buy it. I haven't bought a single Vita game at full price.

Quick, someone make a winamp visualizer.

The biggest reveal, that everyone's overlooking, is that @danryckert was Revolver Ocelot the entire time, as evidence by the Dan-esque pronounciation of Les Onphonts Terriblays.