If anything this blog is a testament to my retained innocence
By championfetus 4 Comments
I rarely put my (inane) thoughts down on digital paper but there is nothing going on at work.
Game Review Systems(?)
I was going to talk about what the header says, but my train of thought went all skytrain on me and now I'm trying to figure out why my only writing utensil I have used at work in the past two weeks is a cerulean blue crayon. I signed a document approving a $1,500 campaign with it. There's no reason I had to use a pen, but you have to think people are expecting it. Does anyone even look at signatures anymore? Especially with credit or debit card purchases. Most of the time I'll just slap a sloppy 'X' on the signature line and see if the cashier says anything. To take this all a step further what are the global effects of the crayon becoming writing utensil supreme (a term I just made up)?
- I don't fucking know.
Waste of a bullet point? No. Bullet points are awesome and now your attention is in a choke hold. If anything, you now know my ability to comprehend hypothetical global change is minimal. Feel free to speculate though.
p.s. Remember that episode of the X-Files where that guy repeats cerulean blue and escapes police custody?
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