• ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post Episode 193.

    @tfarcevol: It's a They Might be Giants song. But, nice Bobs ref.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post Episode 193.

    They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle Man

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post 568: Metroid Crime.

    Bando Namkai, everybody!!

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message in the forum topic Artifact has apparently already lost almost all of its players. on the General Discussion board

    I guess I wonder why anyone cares. Because it's a Valve game? A regressive pricing model for yet another Magic: the Gathering knockoff kills an uninspired game. So what? Games die every day. Do ...

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe.

    Everything constantly pausing . . . sucks.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post The Eternal Castle [REMASTERED].

    Vinnie, I think you're mis-remembering. Flashback and Out of this World had terrible controls.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight.

    This kind of super health bar for bosses sucks. By the time Ben fought the queen for the third time, this game was putting me to sleep.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post 1/11/2019: ALL YOU CAN EAT SMASHBROWNS.

    Never eat at Beth's. The food is consistently TERRIBLE in a city with tons of great places to eat.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post Fitness Boxing.

    I think when you're both doing you're supposed to face each other and stand pretty close together, and you should probably have headgear on.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post 565: My Son Keith.

    I just got a Windows Mixed Reality headset and chose the seated option, playing Vive games by using two joysticks to emulate moving around around in "room scale." A) there is absolutely no need for ro...

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post Episode 189.

    I learned that dumb shark song more than thirty years ago.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post Casey Malone's Top 10 Games of 2018.

    If you like Twilight Imperium, consider graduating to Here I Stand. It's a game that is won and lost by negotiation, and not the trivial "do this or I will pound you," -style that most board games e...

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER's Top 10 Games That Pissed Him Off in 2018.

    "SOMEBODY CALL UP VOLITION AND HAVE THEM MAKE THE FUN VERSION OF THIS GAME"Preach, Brother!!

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post Holiday Specialtacular: Winter Games 2018.

    Dan's gonna pull himself.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message in the forum topic The Quiet Jan. on the The Quiet Man board

    I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message in the forum topic Obsidian are finally making the spiritual succesor to New Vegas. on the The Outer Worlds Forum board

    I fear that Other Worlds is going to be a "spiritual successor" to Pillars of Eternity, not Fallout, and, despite critical acclaim, I thought PoE was dull with a painfully DUMB story. Who is going to...

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message on the post 561: The Bad Guy Likes Weather.

    You have a helium balloon in your hand. You shoot down the drone, grab the pizza, hook the drone up to the balloon, and let go.

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message in the forum topic Hip-Hop Songs that Mention Videogames. on the General Discussion board

    There was that early hip-hop tune "Pac Man Fever."

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message in the forum topic What do you think about the term "nerd". on the General Discussion board

    It's insulting. Even now that it's "acceptable" it's still dismissive and reductive, like calling someone a "stoner" or a "bro-dude." I implies that you're one-dimensional, a wimp, and a loser. Sadly,...

  • ChaosOrdeal posted a message in the forum topic Giant Bomb New Site Feedback. on the General Discussion board

    a) "Premium" logo is missing from GBE Playdate and Unpro Fridays banners.b) Once a video breaks "30 Days Ago" (or whatever number of days), maybe change to displaying a date like "5-9-18." "3 Years Ag...