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Sony can't say, because if it causes worse problems than they thought customers will be pissed. BTW, there is NO WAY to test all those games and find every potential issue. Sony doesn't know.

The big dumb Capcom logo is awesome.

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"Real" golf is awesome. Put aside the white-ness and the tacky pants. Go out to a range, take a lesson, and just try to make a solid stroke, get some good contact, and sail a ball neatly out to the net. Try to pitch a few balls within putting distance of a cup. If you do golf right it's about fun with friends, and a good time outdoors in the sunshine. It's like plenty of video games -- a "Zen" exercise of putting side your wonky impulses and getting your body to quickly do only what it needs to do to generate the desired effect.

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Yesterday this page was literally crashing Firefox for me.

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I thought I liked Borderland 1 & 2 until I tried playing through solo, and it was odious. Like many games, it was fun playing couch co-op with my friends, because I have fun hanging out with my friends, and certainly not because Borderlands is fun, because it's painfully not fun.

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Savings time used to suck when I had jobs where I might close the bar down at 2am, but had to be back to open it at 10am. Now that I'm an adult and can get myself to bed when I need to AND my need for sleep just isn't what it once was, DST is fine. Worst DST for me: 1989 (yes, I'm one of those people who has played video games for THE WHOLE HISTORY of video games).

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I failed EVERY SINGLE DICE ROLL I TOOK during this game. Didn't matter if I had no skill, or it was my highest skill. ALL FAILED. My crew got whittled away, I returned to New Whatever to recruit more, recruited the highest amount, RANDOMLY GOT THE LEAST I COULD GET. So, I tried to get around with five crew, and of course that leads to problems that often lead you to lose more crew members. The AI ships are so fucking dumb that they just ram into regularly. Have you ever played a game that made you feel like the devs didn't actually want you to play it? Writing: decent; gameplay: no fuckin way.

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OK, I made up this joke forever ago, but I'll trot it out one more time:

Broderbund is making a new sex education game for teens. It's called Where in the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?

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I'll give you a dollar if you never say "shmup" again.

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I started telling myself the story of Dune (the original novel) and that book don't make no goddamn sense. The spice on Arrakis (aka "Dune") is the basis of all star-to-star travel, but this is a secret? How? All meaningful space travel started when Dune was found, yet everyone forgot this somehow. However, the emperor knows how important and how big a secret this is, and he fears the potential of the Atreides family, so he starts a proxy war with the Atreides, but first ships them to the biggest secret place in the universe, pointing a spotlight at the place he wants no one to know about.