Things I don't need, except...

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  • Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.

    [picks up an ashtray]

  • And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.

  • And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need.

  • And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

  • And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too.

  • I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need.

  • The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

  • And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

    [dog growls]

    I don't need my dog.

  • [singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

  • The new phonebook's here, the new phonebook's here!

  • Navin R. Johnson: I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.

    Marie Kimble Johnson: I don't wanna puke.

  • Navin R. Johnson: Good things are gonna start happening to me now.

    [Crazy guy with gun scrolls through a phone book]

    Sniper: Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard.