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Garrus has what!? (Post Your ME2 Macros here!)

 

Probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a video game. Virtual high five for those who heard the conversation that inspired me to make this macro...



God this game is good!
 
EDIT: This thread has quickly become epic thanks to many stellar contributors. I'm now converting it into a Mass Effect 2 image Macro mania! ALLITERATION!

Have a good one,

 
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Probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a video game. Virtual high five for those who heard the conversation that inspired me to make this macro...



God this game is good!
 
EDIT: This thread has quickly become epic thanks to many stellar contributors. I'm now converting it into a Mass Effect 2 image Macro mania! ALLITERATION!

Have a good one,

 
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Is that a penis reference or a Halo reference?  Or am I just more gay than I initially suspected?

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@DrPockets000: It'd be epic either way, however it is most definitely a penis reference.
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But my Shepard has flexibility.
 
Ah you now you him. He likes to savour the last shot before popping in the heat sink...
 
Heh.

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@DrPockets000: it refers to a conversation you have with him regarding a sparring match he had with a fellow officer in the turian fleet, i had reach, but she had flexibility. after 9 rounds it was a draw and they retired to garrus' quarters where again, he had reach but she had flexibility.
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@eroticfishcake: Oh Garrus, such a porn star.
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@Computerplayer1:  
 
hahaha I was hoping so
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My female Shepard was all about seeing his reach.

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@DrPockets000 said:
" Is that a penis reference or a Halo reference?  Or am I just more gay than I initially suspected? "
The story goes that Garrus had a tie-breaker grudge match in his quarters between him and his female rival, he had reach, but she had flexibility. ;)
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She had flexibility.
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Garrus is obviously lying, there's no such thing as a female turian.

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@BeachThunder said:
" Garrus is obviously lying, there's no such thing as a female turian. "
A cross dressing turian is ten times more interesting!
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When he said that... I had to Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow. 

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@XII_Sniper:  hahaha yes, definitely necessary.
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Yeah, and she had flexibility...it's true, I'm not sure what you humans find so amusing about it.

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That is a joke...

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@Garrus said:
" Yeah, and she had flexibility...it's true, I'm not sure what you humans find so amusing about it. "
hahahahaha yes! oh the irony.
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@Vorbis said:
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You win everything ever sir. I bow to your greatness XD
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Ah this game set the bar for interspecies love making very high. Will ME3 be able to top it? 
Hello, Hanar / Elcor porn!

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@S0ndor: You realise this is the internet right? somewhere (probably on 4chan) those images exist >_>
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@S0ndor: It will only be able to top it if you can play Tentacle RapeLay (This is what I assume the hanar/asari porn game is called) as a mini game within ME3.
 
Sorry, I guess that means no Elcor...
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@jadeskye said:
" @Vorbis said:
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You win everything ever sir. I bow to your greatness XD "

Yes I agree. lol
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@Vorbis said:
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On another note... She looks EXACTLY like my character from my playthrough. Hair-colour, hair-style, facial-features and make-up. Can't tell about the eye-colour though, but I'm guessing it's green too. 
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you know what would look awesome? Shepard with sam fisher's NVG.

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@Vorbis: You win 1000 internets, good sir.
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@jadeskye: Yeah but Shepard already has cybernetic robo eyes, maybe they have an infra-red setting.
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@S0ndor: 
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Just in case...
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@jadeskye said:
" @S0ndor: 
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Just in case... "
I like where this is going!
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@Computerplayer1: Commander Shepard in Splinter cell: Conviction, i'm calling it!
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 THREAD HIJACK
 THREAD HIJACK
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@rjayb89: Why would you do th- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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I see you in the shadows Shepard.....
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This thread has reached the line of awesomeness and surpassed it.

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lol i'm just living out my fantasies of a tom clancy/mass effect crossover. 
 
Edit, i just had an idea...

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@jadeskye said:

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I see you in the shadows Shepard..... "

"Your hide and seek skills are weak Shepard, I will stab you, I know this hurts you"
 
 lmao
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What the..?! 
 
Oh well, at least its not as bad as romancing the space hampster...

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@Garrus said:

" @jadeskye said:

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I see you in the shadows Shepard..... "

"Your hide and seek skills are weak Shepard, I will stab you because I know this hurts you" lmao "
 
 
  "Im Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on Giantbomb."
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@Computerplayer1: Oh my god I've lol'd so hard posting on this forum today but the last few minutes must have been the best lol
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@Garrus: Hahaha I know, I'm happy it's gone this well so far. I'm waiting to see if more awesome inside jokes come out of it :P
 
MOAR!
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This is a good thread. 
 
  
I really want the Female Turian to be in ME3, so I can see just how flexible she is.

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 Continuing my Tom clancy fantasy...
 Continuing my Tom clancy fantasy...

 And just because...
 And just because...
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@Vorbis said:
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A conversation so amazing that it can take place on an asteroid, a space ship, and a planet, all at the same time.
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@Red said:
" This is a good thread. 
 
  
I really want the Female Turian to be in ME3, so I can see just how flexible she is. "
The only thing that could possibly make this thread any better would be if some of the Giant Bomb crew found it and contributed lol. 
 
However, Jadeskye is killing it with these photoshops! hahaha.
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@Computerplayer1: lol well if I had Photoshop, I'd have contributed some of my own ideas already lol, some mentioned in other threads but I don't have any means to make them visually lol
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@Garrus:  May I suggest letting Jadeskye know so he can create them? He seems to be birthing these things like Octomom on steroids.
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@Computerplayer1: lol thanks buddy, i'm clear out of ideas for now. If anyone has any i'll give them a go! 
 
My photoshop experience is awful though lol
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lol well I do need a nice Garrus Approves Of This Thread one and Conrad Verner the adoring fan being under Tali's mask with Shepard all WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? kind of reaction lmao
 
My Photoshop PC died a long time ago and GIMP just isn't clicking back into memory for me because of the differences etc lol just can't get used to it.

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modified title for accuracy :P

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@Garrus: lol i made one like that a while ago...hold on...