@seppli said:
I fell in the river at the jumping tutorial. Yep. Epic.
Same, I made the first jump across, "ok I got this." The back across I manage to somehow turn myself 60 degrees off where I wanted to go and wheeeeeeeeee splat.
Then I kept thinking I was playing Lords of Shadow and hammered R2 to dodge, and the slow zombie men killed me.
Then the hippo man ate me.
Then I was trying to look over an edge and moved the wrong stick.
Then I saw this treasure on a ledge and thought, "maybe the jump goes up enough to get there", it doesn't I slid by the edge and off a cliff.
Then I found these little pig things by the side of a house, they surrounded an murdered me.
Then I asked a nice man in white armor if it hurts him when I hit him with a sword, yes replied let me show you how much.
Then I found out you cannot block arrows with your butt.
Then I found out that shooting fire lizards with arrows makes them upset at you.
Then I discovered that jumping off large trees in an effort to reach distant ledges is probably not a good idea.
Then I discovered that the black barrels are bad, they go kaboom.
I justify my first hour of total ineptitude by thinking that maybe being recently undead makes you feel drunk.
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