What other farms can we think of?

The "My *insert adjective* Farm series... the epitome of lazy game descriptions. We all know about My Farm and My Exotic Farm, ... and apparently there's My Asian Farm that was unbeknownst to me, but now we have My Australian Farm!

My Australian Farm is a breeding simulation game! At the beginning, all you own is an empty field, a little money and a single emu... You need to feed the emu, take care of it and improve its lifestyle. Well-fed with seed, it will lay eggs which can then be sold to the Shopkeeper. With this money, you can buy new animals at the Farmers' Market. Little by little as your farm builds up, you will unlock certain bonuses: a grain store, a wind turbine, a sacred stone, etc. And you will be able to exchange your animals with your friends who play My Farm,My Exotic Farm, My Asian Farm or My Australian Farm!
Australia, fuck yeah!
Australia, fuck yeah!

So that got me thinking. What if I made my own farm? You can do it, too. It's very simple and Mad-Libbish. All you need is an imagination and time. Feel free to use the above quote as a template.

So... feel free to go at it. We may have ourselves a future hit on our hands.