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#1  Edited By DavidSnakes

Resident Evil Remake is one of the greatest games of all time, I will fight anyone who disagrees.  It excels in absolutely every area.  Graphics are *still* phenomenal to this day; the resolution is the only limit on an otherwise gorgeous and moody environment.  The pre-rendered technique regularly comes under fire for making controls awkward and complicated, I say grow a fucking pair.  Go back to Call of Duty if you need every game to control the same.  Some of the most memorable and beautiful imagery ever presented in a game, framed with such exquisite cinematography I often end up staring at many of the screens just soaking up the detail and artistry.  The soundtrack is haunting, the story is cheesy, the atmosphere is incredible.  RE4 is absolutely a great game, but if survival horror standards are judged on atmosphere and terror, REmake dominates the rest of the series.  A true work of art.

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#2  Edited By DavidSnakes

You must work for Polyphony or Sony, otherwise there is no excuse for such dumb fuck shilling.  Go get a job, go take some classes, go bother someone else

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#3  Edited By DavidSnakes

Take a drink every time you read "proper"

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#4  Edited By DavidSnakes
@WickedCobra03 said:
" @DavidSnakes said:
" Whenever Jeff gets super excited for MK, my eyes just glaze over.  What does he see in this franchise?  The old games were *never* great.  The fighting has always been awkward and clunky.  I just don't get it. "
It was how different they were.  Yeah, they were not so much technical, but they brought something just as interesting and cool to the table.  I really wish though instead of using this "Super Meter" thing like Street Fighter now has with SFIV, I wish they would just come up with their own new things; this is in essence what made Mortal Kombat new and cool for me. "
Fair enough, I just hope he doesn't review this one, or it's an automatic 5 star.
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#5  Edited By DavidSnakes

Whenever Jeff gets super excited for MK, my eyes just glaze over.  What does he see in this franchise?  The old games were *never* great.  The fighting has always been awkward and clunky.  I just don't get it.

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#6  Edited By DavidSnakes

I for one want more Drew on the Bombcast.  If necessary he could replace Brad, who's asleep half the time anyway.

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#8  Edited By DavidSnakes

Don't even try to highlight Lost's great human drama.  That is bullshit on toast.  If anyone still cares about Jack's daddy issues, his relationship with Kate, Claire and her pointless plot device of a child, and all the rest of Lost's contrived elliptical character arcs and their maudlin melodrama, there are some great soap operas during the day for you.

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#9  Edited By DavidSnakes
@Th3_James said:
" Fuck Lost. I understand why they did what they did, but that just really pissed me off.  the time travel, parallel universes, bombs, everything....Fucking pointless.  "
Yes, yes, yes.  Lost was never more than a dumb parlor trick.  A show like the Wire creates a complicated network of characters and hierarchies to show you how they interact and how institutions compromise the individuals they house.  That is the core of The Wire.  What is the core of Lost?  Lost created MacGuffins and mysteries and bullshit to.....what?  What is the point of the show?  All those plot devices are meaningless.  It's a bloated cash cow for ABC and nothing else.  About time it ended.
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#10  Edited By DavidSnakes

Deadly Premonition is the most enjoyable and enriching game I've played this year.  I don't think it will be beaten down the road.  DP for GOTY