A) i would dearly love to be playing Fable II right now.
B) i would dearly love to be playing Dead Space right now.
C) i would dearly love to be playing Fallout 3 right now.
D) all of the fucking above.

but alas, i have no job, and thus no money, and my dad really has no reason to buy me games right now, and i have no excuses or bribes... so i retreated to the chasms of my bedroom and emerged with a plan that would both A) heal all this pain, and B) get me through the jealousy and envy that i reserve for those of you who are actually playing the three games i've just mentioned.

the plan reads as follows, so listen up: