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#1  Edited By deadmonkeys
@withateethuh said:
That would be the best plot twist ever in the history of things. "
We'll see who's laughing in January 2023, Infidel.
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#2  Edited By deadmonkeys

Replace "Dr. Zeus" with "Mr. Davis".
 

  Awesome.
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#3  Edited By deadmonkeys

In the previous Ninja Gaiden release for the PS3, shaking the controller unleashed your character's Ninpo.
 
So... what now? Ninpo: Thousand Boob Strike?

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#4  Edited By deadmonkeys
@buzz_clik said:

" Chiller.
 
An old arcade light gun game where you shoot the flesh off innocent people who can't fight back. Creeped the crap out of me way back when.
 

"
Holy Shit. That's fucked up man... the first level... goddamn.
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#5  Edited By deadmonkeys

My Little Pony: Magical Sparkle Ponyz

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#6  Edited By deadmonkeys

About the violin track... you would still be able to hear the monster breaking through the vent, so you'd know it was there if you were paying attention to the ambient noise.
 
Edit: I saw it for 25 Canadabucks at EB, but I picked it up at Best Buy for $30 instead. 
I want to support EA for trying something different :/

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#7  Edited By deadmonkeys

On a side note, I stomped on almost every enemy after it died, to make sure it was dead. 
 
SonofaBITCH (Cracking of ribs)

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#8  Edited By deadmonkeys

 It was an awesome game, but it wasn't quite as scary as I thought it would be.  (I played it exclusively at night. +50% Scariness)
 
For example, whenever an enemy bursts out of a vent (at the beginning of an ambush/fight sequence), you get a high pitched violin sound a la 'Psycho'.
Sometimes, the enemies would come into the room/level from offscreen, and the violin track would alert you to their presence.
 
It would be much better if the violin track would cue ONLY when you first see the enemy.  (You'd still be able to hear the vent break as they came in)
They could creep up behind you and you would only get the cue once they attack you, instead of giving you the opportunity to look around for them and get a couple of shots off.

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#9  Edited By deadmonkeys
@FrankCanada97 said:

When I, hopefully, get into public office. I will dispel this myth, I will make it my lifelong mission if I have to. "

You have my vote, good sir.
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#10  Edited By deadmonkeys
@natetodamax said:

"Mass Effect had an M rating, so it was obviously targeted at adults."

Well sure, WE know that, but this is a 'Videogame' we're talking about. Most people probably don't know or CARE that there is a rating system. All THEY know is that "Video Games are for kids", and "Only kids play Video Games."