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#1  Edited By dirkfunk
@TheDoorman said:

I'm actually kind of happy the gamestop employee convinced me into preordering this game now.

They've actually convinced someone? . . . Huh. The ones I've dealt with are disheveled mouth breathers with the most direct sales pitches known to man. . .  They're usually jerks too.
 
So. . . If this game has a giant head that spews drugs and guns, I'm in.
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#2  Edited By dirkfunk

Man. I liked when it was actually MIXED Martial Arts.
 
Like a Kickboxer Vs. a Sumo. It was like real life Blood Sport (The JCVD Movie).
 
Now it's a former High School Wrestlter that drops out of college and has nothing better to do with his time than lift weights and go to a Jiu-Jitsu dojo.

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#3  Edited By dirkfunk

Fun character skills.
 
I  thought they were all very boring. All the classes seemed too similar to me.
 
I understand they weren't going for a hardcore RPG audience or anything, but more customization would be nice.

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#4  Edited By dirkfunk

"One day, you will despise Green Day."

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#5  Edited By dirkfunk

I'm usually pretty organized. But my apartment has NO storage space at all. So now crap is everywhere. I bothers me. We use the second bathtub as a storage area. . .

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#6  Edited By dirkfunk

When I was unemployed, I really liked getting drunk and messing around. 
 
Getting drunk and playing Parodius was awesome too.
 
Then my girlfriend got a job in Texas. I moved with her. Got a job. And have no friends. So it sort of sucks now. I have no friends. I feel like getting drunk alone is sort of pointless and sad. Plus, i have a job, So I can't show up drunk. It sorta bites.

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#7  Edited By dirkfunk

Dead Man

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#8  Edited By dirkfunk

iOS products and smartphones do so much more than play games. AND games are like .99 cents. They aren't as fleshed out. . . but my question is who cares?
 
To me, portable gaming isn't supposed to be "epic." It's supposed to be a quick little diversion. Isn't that why Nintendo packaged Tetris with the original Game Boy to begin with? Maybe not. I don't know.

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#9  Edited By dirkfunk
@White_Silhouette said:

Starting to see the ripple effect of the price drop. I wonder what affect it will have on the perception of the WiiU and the Vita down the line.

It will be interesting to say the least. I'm not hoping for Nintendo to fail, but I still think the 3DS was a huge misstep. I see the Wii U the same way. . . I also thought the Wii was a misstep. So I really have no clue.
 
This price drop tells me they don't have confidence in their product. Which puts up a red flag for me as a consumer.
 
When a company takes chances like Nintendo does, there will be failures. The 3DS could still recover nicely down the road. We shall see.
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#10  Edited By dirkfunk

I'm sure someone does.
 
Nobody that I'm aware of though.