My Anti-Apocalypse Army
We all know the end is coming right? May as well have a team lined up to stop it. This is my Dream Team:
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Two is better than one, right Zach?
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Recommendation from a Urdnot Wrex
- "Shepard."
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Even if he's not the best at killing folks, he's got the best arsenal, and can hand out weapons to people more capable.
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He's got a chainsaw on a gun.
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If they can start it, they can end it, dammit!
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He's covered wars, you know.
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Quote from resume: "...Can make Airstrikes, Nukes, Reinforcements, Anya's voice..."
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"War, war never changes" HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON!
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He figured out the Vamp fight.
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He has one message for the apocalypse: Pray.
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Problem solved.
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He'll stab you with his bare hands.
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Quote from resume: "...Can sustain life after multiple gunshots to head..."
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Endured
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Civilian: "The world's gonna end!"
Batman: "No it's not."
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It's a him.
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"If I stop the apocalypse, people will love me. If I don't, people will hate me."
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Beat the Favela on Veteran.
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Smoking a cigar 50% of the time, still no cancer.
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Finish the apocalypse this Fall.
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Might kill passengers, but that's cool cuz' Helicopters ain't for punkbitches!
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He was just gonna leave the apocalypse, but than it took his skull.
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They are Dinosaur people who can operate shotguns.
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He'll fire a Giant Bomb at the apocalypse. See what I did there?
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She kicked a tank.
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The apocalypse can get bent.
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He sees you.
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Ultimate country.
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Possesses an unmatchable power.
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It's a well known fact that crowbars are the main weakness of the apocalypse.
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Rise and shine, Mr. Apocalypse.
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If they can take one apocalypse, they can take another.
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Maximum armor.
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BUH-RUH-THURHOOOOD!
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Hadouken!
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Quote from resume: "...Punched two tigers in the face... at the same time."
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Read that name all you want, it's never gonna get old.
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No one is safe.
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Gets you through the rough times.
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Sweetness!
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He can hold his breath for 10 seconds.
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You may be aware of his work.
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Enemy to mimes and hobos everywhere.
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Enemy to mimes and hobos everywhere.
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DonutFever is not implying that smoking is cool. It is, but DonutFever isn't implying that.
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Fought both zombies and the Na'vi.
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Will play Metal even more bro-powered than the apocalypse.
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His power is that of Satan and Jesus combined!
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There's an app for that
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He didn't ask for this.
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They've been there.
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Show the apocalypse who's boss.
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So much potential.
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When you 'splode him, he's gonna 'splode you!
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He is Iron Man.
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The rest of the team will have to watch How To Train Your Dragon 3D before he joins.
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The Mysterious "Young Detective".
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Look at his Hoodie/Blazer Combo, and you will see why he's on this list.
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BRRAP BRRAP BRRAP!
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Comments on the apocalypse: "It's a ho"
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To throw, if zombies are involved.
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When the fog appears, the Apocalypse will have to face itself.
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He's a man of his word.
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Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
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Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
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Every team needs a flaming clown who drives an ice cream truck.
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Quote from Wiki: "...Vincent Caravella, also known as the "Italian Stallion,..." Done.
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She can be a ball.
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The other half.
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You saw what he did to that giant space buddha.
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There's only one way to kill him: beat him at Guitar Hero. But he's really good.
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Death from above.
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Has not aged since 1962.
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His voice matches John Davison's.
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He's got shark teeth.
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Also has shark teeth.
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Boom.
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Look at that face.
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OBJECTION!
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Just kill the apocalypse.
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After he's been rebuilt, of course.
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He's got a dog.
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How could I not?
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All Aboard.
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Even though they're ruining video games, it's the fastest way.
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Fight the end with the end.
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Weird kid.
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God would damn it.
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A Brazilian Robo-Samurai.
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Quote from Mikemcn: "dude can build a 63 story fortress out of flowers and gravel in under half an hour."
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Ultimate form of travel.
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I don't need to justify this. It justifies itself.
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THIS INTERFERES WITH PROTOCOL TEN.
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Dude. He can reverse death.
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He's taking that pole for a stroll.
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Que Magnifico!
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BIG BR-I MEAN BO!
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Crashes into the apocalypse.
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He'd funk up the apocalypse with his MAAAAAAAAAD RIDLES!
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