doombot13

I once saw a restaurant that had a sign that said something like, "If you're leaving us a Yelp review feel free to go fuck yourself" and honestly I've never respected a business more.

"If I can't get on a fucking cruise ship, you can't open a fucking window" is an all-timer.

I don't think this beats last weeks line-cutting, but the mailbag has some classic Dan.

I don't like Beard Dan. Something is off.

"Line cutting is wrong." -Habitual line-cutter Dan Ryckert.

Every podcast I think, "Dan has gone as far as he can go."

Now, triangles.

I had forgotten about the intro.

I wasn't ready.

Man Bojack Horseman got weird.

"Totally fine" is a fairly accurate review of Avatar.

Earth Defense Force is basically Dynasty Warriors except guns, isn't it