Bands I'd Like To See A Future Rock Band/Guitar Hero Version Of....
After the announcement of the upcoming Green Day edition of Rock Band and the obvious intent of its makers as well as Guitar Hero's to make a sequel every single year(Madden Rule?)that pretty soon there'll be a need for more bands to be suggested.Therefore I've volunteered my limitless experience in music(if marching band counts...)to put forth the most brilliant suggestions.Now on to the list.
Why not make an edition for the first winners of the Best Metal Group Grammy?You could even make a flute controller that has backwards compatability for all the previous and future editions of your game!Dragonforce will never be as difficult when you don't have to move your fingers so far!Market it to the elderly and soccer moms as a breathing exercise!!
9. - Nickelback
If there ever was backlash against exclusively featuring older bands,why not have the most current and popular band in alternative music craft an edition for you!!Featuring all two songs from their substantial library of albums,you'll have difficulty in playing one chord and switching to the exact same chord!Also has a Kid Mode in order for the youngsters to play,featuring the exact level of difficulty and depth of Expert difficulty!Comes with free mop attachment!!
8. - The Pillows
Hey,did you really dig the music you heard in that one anime?Or that one import horror movie??You'll love this edition of our game!Comes with either dubbed or subtitled audio,so you can either adjust the timing for more difficulty,or merely read the words on screen with the action to score bonus points!!!Comes with teddy bear for free!(With postage and handling)
7. - Rick James
Follow the funky life and times of the funkiest man on the planet!Feature in some of the "Freakiest" videos around!Descend into drug abuse with semi realistic razor blade controller!Become a parody and punchline popular with frat boys everywhere!Lifelike Dave Chappelle and MC Hammer action figures come with Deluxe Funkadelic Edition!(Batteries not included)
6. - Jefferson Starship
Do you love rocking,politically charged music full of purpose and emotion?Neither do we!Emotion's for the Beatmania chumps and lily classical music players!(French Horn Hero coming Q2 of 2012)This is rock n' roll!This game is so anti establishment there's none of the hits your parents love or you ever recall hearing!Comes packaged with a VHS of the Star Wars Holiday Special!
5. - Jamiroquai
Love the amazing heavy sound and gutteral,primal rage of a didgeridoo?Can't get enough of dancing in moon boots?Want to wear garish,oversized hats?This is your game!Features all the discotastic classics and myriad hits of Britain's Best Dressed Band!Comes with special conveyor belt platform,which adds three stars to the difficulty(!) for the low price of $250!
4. - Death Cab For Cutie Follow the career path of this hot indie band not as a band member,but as a hipster fan,beginning with their humble beginnings and your unadulterated worship,through to critical appeal and recognition where you matter of factly tell everyone that you knew them when they were only so-so,and finally to semi-stardom where you show complete disdain and blind hatred for them selling out and move on to follow an obscure Eastern European synth-pop band!comes with horn-rimmed glasses,free with mail-in rebate!
3. - Phil Collins
Start out as the drummer of a decent 70s band,while simultaneously usurping your way to power with new band politic system!Drag a band into the grave,then go solo and make your own recordings!Proceed to choose one song to bank your career on and live off of that song for the next 20 years!Enter the secret password on the back and win a chance to be punched out by Mike Tyson!
2. - dc Talk
Love Rawkin' out with your friends but don't like the message or reading the edited words of the songs?Play the family friendly version of the game!Follow the seedy underbelly and dirty dealings of the Christian Music Underworld(tm) as you play for 16 year old girls in order to make bank to pay the bills!Tour with Faith 1!Live The Dream!For Jesus!Sold exclusively at Christian Bookstores and Goodwills everywhere!
1. - Pantera
Don't like those commercial puppets Metallica?!Join the only metal band that matters to disillusioned youth with Dimebag Darrell t-shirts and hats and get ready to rock for real this time!Play in dodgy venues!Fight off crazed gunmen!Play past terrible equipment and muddy effects!Preorders also get exclusive DLC for special "Glam-Rock" Pantera,complete with massive hair bonus,adding up to 2x the fantasticness!Released to the public for free two days after release!
While many suggestions did not make this list,the music game craze will undoubtedly last many years and span several consoles,so feel free to keep banging on the doors requesting more!Who knows,you could make a difference between the Spice Girls getting a game or not!