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DrRandle

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Slow News Day at CNN: Cheetos Jesus (Cheesus?)

By DrRandle 14 Comments

It's not Easus bein' Jeesus

This is why I hate mainstream news. Really? This is news? At this point, just play a video of a squirrel on tiny water ski's over and over again, and call it a day. At least that's entertaining and doesn't remind me how much of a misanthrope I really am.

Also: the new DSi game is really good. That is all.

-Make it a good one.
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It's not Easus bein' Jeesus

This is why I hate mainstream news. Really? This is news? At this point, just play a video of a squirrel on tiny water ski's over and over again, and call it a day. At least that's entertaining and doesn't remind me how much of a misanthrope I really am.

Also: the new DSi game is really good. That is all.

-Make it a good one.
Randy "Dr. Randle" Marr
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"Inside a ninety-nine cent bag of Cheetos..."

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DrRandle said:
It's not Easus bein' JeesusThis is why I hate mainstream news. Really? This is news? At this point, just play ... [more]
Are you a real doctor Randy?
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No. I'm a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor. I do like to play Doctor, what can I say? Doctor doctor doctor.

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Doesn't this same story "break" every few months. Or is Cheetos deliberately putting a Jesus-lookalike in there to get some attention.

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Keyser_Soze said:
Doesn't this same story "break" every few months. Or is Cheetos deliberately putting a Jesus-lookalike in there to get some ... [more]
No, they are trying to convert as many people as possible.

ITS A CONSPIRACY I SAY! ITS TOO UNCANNY TO BE A COINCIDENCE!
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Obviously, this is proof of God.

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DOOD!!!  SERIOUSLY?!  I was just eating some Cheetos, and I found one that looked like a cross!!!  LET'S PUT THEM TOGETHER AND SING A SONG!!!


  

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CNN is a waste of time, they will put anything on there network to get more views.

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"This just in on the Situation Room! Jesus found in Cheetos! We will have up to the minute coverage as this story develops with twelve different camera's, on the scene in case the bag is raptured into heaven, or explodes killing everyone in the vicinity. When we come back, a special "I-Report"-er sticks his cell phone in the bag and takes a video, followed by a eight panel discussion on this life changing find."

"...Oh, and we might cover Pakistan a little later or something...Your in the Situation Room!"

/cue movie trailer music
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Praise be to the Chessus!

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Meptron said:
Praise be to the Chessus!
Let Colby Jack be his right hand man.
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How many people actually call you "Dr. Randle?"

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jakob187 said:
DOOD!!! SERIOUSLY?! I was just eating some Cheetos, and I found one that looked like a cross!!! LET'S PUT THEM ... [more]
Wonder show was such an amazing funny show. Man I miss it. I only get like 2 episodes too.