How will I ever manage to get all these games while awesome new ones are announced almost daily. :( I'll never catch up.

Prostitution.

Very carefully.

Try burning through some of the shorter/easier games first. Once you've done that, your backlog should be a bit more manageable.

Jesus Christ

I think with a list that long it's time to get choosy and drop a few off the list, dude. That is a LOT of games. Maybe play the short and easy ones first to get rolling, then tackle the harder stuff?