Best of 2014
I didn't actually play ten new games this year, so I'm just bulking out the list with Castlevania. Deal with it.
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Game of the year, every year.
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Turns out Bruce Willis' ghost was Dracula the whole time!
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"You can whip in eight directions. Game of the generation" - IGN
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"I WAN'T MY MOMMY!!!!" - Your Dad
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Dark Soulsier.
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I shot grenades at Honey Badgers out of a tiny, gravity-violating helicopter while being told all about how Min the Merciless loves to "rent" uncle Kanye.
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SHANKSHANKSHANKSHANKSHANKSHANKSHANKSHANKSHANK
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The most responsive touch controls since your mum.
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See, I can count too!!!
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Someone finally made a game like all those dreams I've been having.
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