• Date joined:2012-08-24
  • City:Somewhere
  • Gender:Male
  • Alignment:Sony
  • Points:0 Points
  • Ranked:Currently Disabled

There are two things that keep me going in this world: Trying to wrap my head around the complexities of the human condition and our role in the grand, expansive stage of the cosmos, and expired anxiety medication. I also enjoy the occasional game of Bomb the Orphanage, just in case you're curious about my hobbies for some reason. The only time I get legitimately excited is when I see the blood of my enemies coursing down a babbling brook as I stand triumphantly over their naked bodies, covered in mud and roaring like a bear; this is when I feel most alive.

Now, has anyone seen my dragon?